| tommyleon |
A mechanic was removing a cylinder haed from the motor when he spotted a well known surgeon in his shop.The sugeon was there,waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car.The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hey Doc,can I ask you a question?" The sugeon,a bit suprised,walked over to to the mechanic.The mechanic straightened up,wiped his hands on a rag and asked,"So Doc,"look at this engine"."I open its heart,take out parts,fix'em,put'em back in,and when I finish ,it works just like new.""So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused,smiled and leaned over and whispered in the mechanic's ear! "Try doing it with the engine running!"
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| mdxxxx |
quote:
Originally posted by tommyleon
A mechanic was removing a cylinder haed from the motor when he spotted a well known surgeon in his shop.The sugeon was there,waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car.The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hey Doc,can I ask you a question?" The sugeon,a bit suprised,walked over to to the mechanic.The mechanic straightened up,wiped his hands on a rag and asked,"So Doc,"look at this engine"."I open its heart,take out parts,fix'em,put'em back in,and when I finish ,it works just like new.""So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused,smiled and leaned over and whispered in the mechanic's ear! "Try doing it with the engine running!"
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| tommyleon |
Hi MDXXXX:
Thanks for the comback! The maritni's kicked in on friday nite and I inadvertently posted a new thread.I apologize to all for this dumb oversite.I've had my wife beat me repeatedly for this and will try to do better in the future.
My favorite bumper sticker is still "Iliterate?Write for free information!
Damn I did it again!
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| rjmitche |
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Originally posted by tommyleon
The maritni's kicked in on friday nite and I inadvertently posted a new thread.I apologize to all for this dumb oversite.
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I suppose we can forgive you.... this time. :D
At least the joke was good. Now... had it been bad... :headshake
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| BaldEagle |
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Originally posted by tommyleon
The maritni's kicked in on friday nite and I inadvertently posted a new thread.I apologize to all for this dumb oversite.
Tom:4:
No apology necessary. Not that some of us ever make mistakes.:rolleyes: Just wish some of my mistakes were this minor.
If you wanted to post this in the "Joke of the Day" thread it is very easy to fix. Just repost on the correct thread and delete your first post here. Then the entire thread will disappear. |
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| BaldEagle |
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Originally posted by tommyleon
The surgeon paused,smiled and leaned over and whispered in the mechanic's ear! "Try doing it with the engine running!"
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The surgeon could have added. "If the engine you worked on quits running in a few months because someone put a lot of sugar and alcohol in the tank you won't be sued for 15 million". |
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| hammermdx |
tommyleon,
LOL:21: :29: |
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| tommyleon |
Thanks for the suggestion Baldeagle!I think there are enough post replies now to just let it run its course.
Hey Wayne any info on your X yet?:4:
Tom
P.S.How to access more smiles I clicked on "Get More"and just like it is here at home,I didn't? |
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| BaldEagle |
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Originally posted by tommyleon
Thanks for the suggestion Baldeagle!I think there are enough post replies now to just let it run its course.
Good idea.
When a thread is deleted all posts (and post counts) disappear. With a post from MDXXXX and zero from DaleB that would be bad------I'm rooting for MDXXXX to catch the DaleB.:2: |
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| DaleB |
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Originally posted by BaldEagle
Good idea.
When a thread is deleted all posts (and post counts) disappear. With a post from MDXXXX and zero from DaleB that would be bad------I'm rooting for MDXXXX to catch the DaleB.:2:
It would be fine with me. Maybe there should be a contest. We will go through our 'move' from about the end of Feb. through mid-March. Probably use a PC to check our email, that's about it. Lots of stuff to do, I don't think I will be posting very often for a while.
Be interesting to see if MDXXX can maintain his lead and make substantial gains. |
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| BaldEagle |
DaleB you sure are fast. Thought I could sneak that comment by you but within a half hour you sniffed out this thread:confused: :8:
If you want to make sure the MD4X's never catches you just figure out a way to delete the "Word Association Thread".:19: |
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| tommyleon |
You ain't goin get anything by DaleB!He is "lightening Fast"
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| xcel |
Hi Tommyleon:
___I believe I will be driving by your home on the way to Atlanta not 13 days from now … I hope!
___Thanks for asking.
___Wayne R. Gerdes
___Hunt Club Farms Landscaping Ltd.
___Waynegerdes@earthlink.net |
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