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02xdmtour
Has anyone ever had sex in their mdx?
phins2rt
Not yet. But when I first drove it, I kept getting something stuck in the steering wheel if you know what I mean....:26:
neide
You mean with a partner?:27:
msu79gt82
Do you own an X yet? Is that a requirement you need an answer to before you commit to buy?

Try Search, believe it or not this is not a new discussion.:D :cool:

PS: Welcome to the group, I think.
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TheWorm
At least one owner has. The oldtimers will remember this classic thread:

http://www.acuramdx.org/forums/show...=&threadid=1463
msu79gt82
Also check out this Poll regarding dating in the MDX

http://www.acuramdx.org/forums/show...&highlight=date
Loose Cannon
WOW!
Warzau
quote:
Originally posted by TheWorm
At least one owner has. The oldtimers will remember this classic thread:

http://www.acuramdx.org/forums/show...=&threadid=1463




LOL I remember that one Worm, maybe I should lock this thread, NAH!!!!.:2:
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hondacuraworld
I remember hearing about this sex thing before, but I can't remember what the hell it is......

Oh yeah, I suppose that's why my wife's 7 months preganant ;)
Blueflame
Does this has anything to do with those blue pills?
ImOnlyTen
Should I reply to this:eek:?
1. dont have an x
2. way to young (and will hopefully always be)
BaldEagle
Does the $950 my dealer charged me for the tow package count as having sex? (non-consensual):1pat:
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laborlitigator
quote:
Originally posted by hondacuraworld
I remember hearing about this sex thing before, but I can't remember what the hell it is......

Oh yeah, I suppose that's why my wife's 7 months preganant ;)



Tim, you're going straight to *ell for that one. . .
m2pc
quote:
Originally posted by laborlitigator


Tim, you're going straight to *ell for that one. . .




:22: :19: :19: :19: :22:
jswift2000
Baldeagle,

That not sex... thats called being raped!!! :bootyshak

No sex in the mdx yet but if I mention it to my wife, then my answer would be HELL YEAH!!!
laborlitigator
Does getting brains count?
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mdxxxx
quote:
Originally posted by laborlitigator
Does getting brains count?


LOL... Hmm depends on the 'legal' definition... and what "is" is...:19:
mdxxxx
quote:
Originally posted by BaldEagle
Does the $950 my dealer charged me for the tow package count as having sex? (non-consensual):1pat:



Ouch!! definately not sex!:eek:
laborlitigator
quote:
Originally posted by mdxxxx


LOL... Hmm depends on the 'legal' definition... and what "is" is...:19:



Many routes to the same ending. . . just get it done.
mdxxxx
quote:
Originally posted by laborlitigator


Many routes to the same ending. . . just get it done.



Exactly! LOL... :13: :26: :24:
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mgmdx
quote:
Originally posted by BaldEagle
Does the $950 my dealer charged me for the tow package count as having sex? (non-consensual):1pat:

It sure sounds like your dealer made you bend over and grab your ankles :bootyshak :moon: , and then kicked you where it hurts :xnuts: ...but that still doesn't count. :)
DaleB
quote:
Originally posted by mgmdx

It sure sounds like your dealer made you bend over and grab your ankles :bootyshak :moon: , and then kicked you where it hurts :xnuts: ...but that still doesn't count. :)




:5: :21: :5: :18:



What's the next topic? Doing it ON your X, but Zaino saved the day?
feliz
I swear, I never had sex with that woman in my MDX.
laborlitigator
Uh oh!
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Guitarmdx
Edmonton (Alberta)
February 13, 2004
Man charged after officer nearly run over

EDMONTON - A police school resource officer was almost hit in a parkade by a vehicle driven by a man with a prostitute.

The officer was patrolling on foot Wednesday when he spotted a blond woman apparently performing a sex act on a man in the driver's seat of a 2002 Acura MDX sport utility vehicle.

As the officer approached the vehicle from about 20 metres away, the driver started the engine and slowly began to drive toward him.

The constable, with his flashlight out, motioned for the SUV to stop. Instead, the driver allegedly sped up, causing the tires to squeal, and drove straight at the police officer.

The officer shouted "Stop, police," then drew his gun and aimed it at the driver. The SUV came to a stop just centimetres from the officer.

The driver was ordered to keep his hands up as the officer approached his door, said police spokesman Wes Bellmore.

"The officer reports that the man kept putting his hands out of sight, so the constable pulled the driver from the vehicle and handcuffed him on the parkade floor before calling for backup."

The 18-year-old woman told police she was working as a prostitute and she frequently brought her customers to the parkade. She was not charged.
Neicho
Wow, Never thought of doing it in the X

Going to see if the wife wants to climb in the second row with the two booster seats for our twins and see if she want to have a nother set of twins. LOL I think I know what her answer is.
We have been mixing water and gas to help save on fuel to pay for our diapers.
msu79gt82
quote:
Originally posted by msu79gt82

quote:
Originally posted by 02xdmtour
Has anyone ever had sex in their mdx?

I remember this thread and noticed that this was his first post; it still is his only post:rolleyes: Wonder what his purpose was - very strange.
Warzau
I rememeber this wwas one of many threads that started the con-trovosy. Well lets hope this thread dies, again.
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twosomeca
quote:
Originally posted by 02xdmtour
Has anyone ever had sex in their mdx?


Not yet, either. But I can think of a great place to "do it." For those of you familiar with Joshua Tree and the camping there! :4:
TheyCallMeBruce
quote:
Originally posted by twosomeca


Not yet, either. But I can think of a great place to "do it." For those of you familiar with Joshua Tree and the camping there! :4:



Yes!
Been there and done that. The secret is to go in the winter time (like now) when its too cold to hang outside the vehicle after dark. Its a good thing the 2nd & 3rd row seats all fold flat. I advise a self-inflating hybrid foam-inflatable pad (SlumblerJack or ThermaRest) and a thick fleece blanket for comfort (not sleeping bags). I camped out for nearly 4 weeks from Los Angeles to Inuvik in the X and found it was very ergonomic for both in-car camping an the amorous activities involved. The 10 cup holders offer multiple access to whiskey, shaken margaritas, red wine, champagne, or nearly a twelve-pack of imported beer.
twosomeca
quote:
Originally posted by TheyCallMeBruce


Yes!
Been there and done that. The secret is to go in the winter time (like now) when its too cold to hang outside the vehicle after dark. Its a good thing the 2nd & 3rd row seats all fold flat. I advise a self-inflating hybrid foam-inflatable pad (SlumblerJack or ThermaRest) and a thick fleece blanket for comfort (not sleeping bags). I camped out for nearly 4 weeks from Los Angeles to Inuvik in the X and found it was very ergonomic for both in-car camping an the amorous activities involved. The 10 cup holders offer multiple access to whiskey, shaken margaritas, red wine, champagne, or nearly a twelve-pack of imported beer.



You are an ANIMAL, man. You are my hero! :1:
nyc
downside to having sex in the back during the winter is the COLD leather seats....

girls didnt seem to like that... thus keep the heat blasting back there. ;)
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hondacuraworld
Wow....last time that happened was in my '72 Buick :(

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