| rfowkes |
| ...but before that could happen the crowd rebelled at the main course. The chef had promised memorable meal for such a large tab, but even Dubya was shocked at what transpired. After that... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay were given singing lessons and set free. Dubya thought maybe it would be possible to draw out the she-male crowd if he posed in his new Halloween costume. Dick Cheney…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...introduced his new "cool" image to divert attention from his family matters. Meanwhile... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Karl got into the act and came up with a less than perfect plan which according to the polls 50% of the people couldn’t see through. Then… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the R.N.C. continued its quest for the "God-fearing" vote with more campaigns. Additionally... |
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| …the public was wondering why we haven’t heard for Babs lately. Could it be Karl put a muzzle on her aging mind? Then right before… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Dubya sent out a search party, Mama Bush was discovered to have taken up with a band of Oriental (excuse me, "Asian") gypsies to re-discover her inner self. In fact, she was trained in the ancient script and actually left her son a note letting him know what she thought of him. Crestfallen, little George... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …called up his only friend and continued their game of world domination. Afterwards… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the satirists of the world came out in support of Dubya's re-election. Little did he know that... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …every vote was going to be counted and this time people were ready for brother Jebs tampering. Thank goodness the election is only weeks away said… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...there was at least a chance that two more people would join the unemployment lines. Nevertheless... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …some people were having a hard time saying no to all that American manifest destiny. Especially when the US of A has never been wrong, however… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...there was still Dubya's convoluted idea about the presidency that people had to deal with. Therefore... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …they were not surprised when the soft money poured into Dubya’s campaign headquarters. Also, |
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| rfowkes |
| ...it helped the cause that Dubya was apparently obsessive about money. However... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the older citizens were being targeted again. This time it was a prescription boondoggle which even fooled ARPP. Never less… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Dubya forged on, puppetlike, claiming to make the world safe for freedom while remaining oblivious to all the strings controlling him. Meanwhile, back in Montana... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ..Neil Bush was hanging around his hotel room having a video conference call with one of his latest consultant jobs. Neil was working overtime when…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...there was a knock on his door and a most unusual bouquet was delivered to him. Neil immediately... |
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| …wondered who would send him such an unusual gift, but then he was use to getting gifts out of the blue, and doing nothing to deserve them. Neil thought it might come in handy with the swim team which was coming over later in the evening. Also… |
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| rfowkes |
| ... on the agenda was the team's homage to Henry Mancini. This would be followed by... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ..a class given by the Hollywood Peace Officer Guild. The instructor was going to show the proper way to perform a body cavity search and asked for volunteers. Next was…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...a performance by the Republican National Dance Troupe featuring their famous Tennis Ball Ballet. Of course, the only problem here was... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …some of the girls had tennis elbow and need help dislodging the balls. Hector was called upon to help and so… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...was Bicycle Betsy who had perfected a rather unusual approach to ball removal. In fact... |
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| …nurse green had a rather unorthodox method of retrieving the balls which involved cooking up a pot of pinto beans with equal amount of artichokes and salt peter with a dash of Dawn dishwashing soap. One can imagine the outcome and the liberal use of newspaper is self-explanatory. This solved... |
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| rfowkes |
| ...one problem but created another one. In 20% of the cases, the tennis ball would not only stay put, but it would block the digestive system so badly that the pressure would build up to the point where the patient's mammary glands would immediately swell up to 100 times their normal size. The only known remedy was to consume copious amounts of fresh milk while kneeling and even then all the newspapers in the world wouldn't assure a damage-free environment. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ..approximately 3% of the girls had further plumbing problems with excessive bladder explosions. And in .5% of the cases, some of the girls had, what can only be described as unusual, one heck of an organism. This seemed to be a natural… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...side effect of "tennis ball butt" and the girls just had to live with it. In 0.009% of the cases an even more unusual thing happened. After the orb was removed from the area the sphincter began to grow string-like protuberances that interfered with normal bodily functions. Luckily most of the girls adapted - some in very creative ways. Others, however... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …we’re surprised their boyfriends were now getting positive checkups from all the flossing. Billy-Bob wanted to patent the new technical breakthrough, but….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...first he would have to overcome some bugs in the system. For one thing sometimes the strings got hung up a bit and the only way to retrieve them would be by adroitly inserting a corncob to release them. In fact, even people in high places were experiencing this particular problem. Then there was the question of... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …a certain General who was disregarding the Geneva Convention long before Dubya’s present methods. It seemed the Japanese could smell Mac coming for 10 miles before coming into view. Then there were pictures of…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the Prez that had to be explained away by the usual "spin doctors." In addition... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …he majored in Jack Daniels when his Daddy got him into Yale. His grades were sealed because…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...otherwise it would have been discovered that he had been concentrating on the coeds rather than on his work. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …being a farm boy, he should have gone to an agriculture school because he found out trying to develop a seedless watermelon didn’t cut the mustard at Yale. However, he did discover… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...that he could enroll in a special "Melon Colliquium" (Boola, Boola!) that had been started by his dad and some Rhodes Scholar named Bubba. Accordingly... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Dubya tested the theory of “candy is dandy but the bong bags um best.” Unfortunately…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...poor ol' Dubya didn't realize that too much time on the Bong would cause him to hallucinate even more than usual. In fact, he began thinking that his bartender was a Jedi Master. This led to... |
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| …Dubya getting horned up and his favorite fantasy was to get in character of his most trusted advisor. Laura was used to…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...such actions on Dubya's part. It was his stubborn streak, however, that she couldn't accept. Therefore... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …what was needed was a good intervention to wake up the Dubya to what was really going on. This caused… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the RNC to draught a series of guidelines to use in preparation for next Tuesday. Then came... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….speeches and Dubyas ability to tell lies even though he has been proven wrong. He has been telling lies for so long…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...that he actually believes this stuff. It's one thing to be confident but quite another to be... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ..proven wrong on every point we went to war for. But then,… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...what else can one expect from the good ol' boys? In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …dubya started to believe his own policy, even though he shouldn’t really be president, but then…. |
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| saw this movie and realized that the alternative was more than scary, it was............ |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ..better than the previews which were coming out of the white house. Just how much crap the voters would believe was…. |
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| clearly illustrated by the fact that they would even consider these morons as acceptable candidates. Meanwhile, at the Justice League................... |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the term "moron" was clearly defined. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Dubya was working on his short list for his next cabinet. He was again confused about…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...lots of things, especially when Laura wasn't around to dress him in the morning. But, nevertheless... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …once he put on his cowboy hat he became the man he thought he was. His daddy … |
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| jldekoning |
| who taught him never to kiss another man, taught him that picking a course of action and staying with it was much more honorable than betraying those whom were in harm's way. While Kerry was busy "outing" the VP's daughter, Edwards was on his knees giving................ |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …thanks for the chance to stand up and not be one of the sheep lead down the path of another war based on lies. Thank God it will all be over… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...in the next few days - assuming that Dubya's family doesn't steal another election. Word has it that one of the Bush Brothers is an accomplished user of Adobe Photoshop, as evidenced by some of the recent phony ad campaigns. Additionally... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …there were vets from the Vietnam war who knew better, were more mature regarding the use of public funds and would take advice from their cid units and not… |
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| jldekoning |
| met with his pollsters to determine what his "core beliefs of the day" were while Edwards was locked behind closed doors preparing briefs for a busy election day. Meanwhile, |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Rummy, who has been told by Carl Rove to keep a low profile because of his past mistakes, was preparing for his new job in the Pakistan secret police. Then… |
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| jldekoning |
| Kerry was just returning from a secret bunny society meeting with the French to discuss concensus on our foreign policy. Edwards on the other hand................. |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ..was working on a way to change America’s image which was in the toilet after four years of mistakes. Dubya wasn’t the sharpest…. |
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| jldekoning |
| but he had character. Values that were borne out of a deep sense of responsibility to the American people. Values that weren't changable based on polling figures. Meanwhile back at the DNC................... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …was looking into why Dubya lied about going to war. He lied because…. |
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| jldekoning |
| Dan Rather and Co. wanted it to appear that way. In fact, he went to war to protect our country, take the fight to the terrorists instead of letting them bring it to us again. En attendant, le maître de l'indécision.............. |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …who made a monkey out of Dubya. Everyone agreed that Kerry had won… |
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| jldekoning |
| proving yet again that good debaters don't always make good leaders. Instead of sticking with a single core belief, Kerry instead chose to.................. |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …look at all the information and make an informed decision based on experience in the battlefield. Meanwhile.. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the evidence was very clear to anyone with a brain that Dubya was a proven failure in every aspect except lying. In fact... |
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| jldekoning |
| ..Kerry can't be called a liar because he takes all positions on any given issue and anyone with a brain larger than that of a medium sized monkey can clearly see that. Knowing this... |
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| rfowkes |
| ...was a pathetic last minute "party line" by people possessing that monkey brain, it doesn't change the fact that Dubya is plainly a liar. In fact, they are remaking a recent movie to that effect. Clouding the issue with the standard "flip-flop" B.S. doesn't change the FACT that Dubya has to go. He is a failure who even out-bushed his one term dad and since the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... |
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| jldekoning |
| ..we can proudly see the son standing next to the father. Unclouding the issue with the "flip-flop" B.S. clearly makes the case why Bush needs to stay. Kerry's next project will be sure to appeal to some of the voters registered by the DNC recently and is eagerly awaited by all. In the first episode, he will......... |
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| rfowkes |
| ...point out that Dubya is so stupid that he actually thought the Teletubbies were members of his National Guard Outfit - which might as well be the case since they are as fictional as his service to his country. Next, this devious Texan will... |
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| jldekoning |
| prove that in fact Kerry is the stupid one. He actually thought that by marying a rich Republican widow he could buy the Presidency. In fact, for Kerry's next idiotic stunt, he will.... |
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| PS: Thanks for helping me get my post count up! |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …would say that anyone who uses a MDX forum when they don’t even own one is full of bat sh*t . Next he would tell you that Dubya’s getting us into… |
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| jldekoning |
| ..amazing how personal the attacks get when someone interrupts your little Bush bash. Seems like you're the one that started using the MDX forum as a political message board. Now he's going to tell us that Kerry newest position is.................. |
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| rfowkes |
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Mom
…would say that anyone who uses a MDX forum when they don’t even own one is full of bat sh*t .
[rant]Good point, Mr. Mom. His post count is approaching his IQ. Don't worry. He'll be gone after tomorrow. This crap is infiltrating everything, not just the MDX Forum. Proves how desperate these pathetic individuals are. Just look at who they are advocating. Dirty politics as usual. Let's hope the nation wakes up before more people die and more lives are ruined. We now return you to your regular programming.[/rant]
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| Mr. Mom |
| …it would be a long night for the votes to be counted. Hopefully, things would be better soon… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...and, speaking of "boobs" some members of both parties were celebrating before the vote actually began. In fact... |
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| ….knee was back in town and as always he …. |
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| jldekoning |
quote:
Originally posted by rfowkes
[rant]Good point, Mr. Mom. His post count is approaching his IQ. Don't worry. He'll be gone after tomorrow. This crap is infiltrating everything, not just the MDX Forum. Proves how desperate these pathetic individuals are. Just look at who they are advocating. Dirty politics as usual. Let's hope the nation wakes up before more people die and more lives are ruined. We now return you to your regular programming.[/rant]
Meanwhile, back at the farm, people were beginning to realize...
Interesting. What crap would you be talking about? The filth that you have been posting for the last month insulting a sitting president??? The pornographic images denegrating women??? Or, the insults on my intelligence that result just from me having an opposing political view??? BTW, I rarely discuss politics however, I was browsing this site for information on buying my MDX and just couldn't stand your infantile posts for even one more day. So, continue to insult me, for I care little. Good day to you both.
PS. You remind me of my 4 year old (he tends to gang up on people too but quickly stops when I remind him that it isn't a nice thing to do) |
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| rfowkes |
quote:
Originally posted by jldekoning
Good day to you both.
Good riddance. Don't let the door hit ya' where the good lord split ya'.
Hey, Mr. Mom,
Don't you hate these "holier than thou" idiots who come in here to the clearly labelled "Games and Humor" section and pontificate? Geez! Get a handle.
As you and I clearly know, there's a place for fun and games and a place for seriousness. I would certainly not consider anything done here insulting until someone comes in and takes things seriously in what is clearly a fun place to let off steam. And I certainly would not go to the MDX sections of this forum and try to impose any polical views on someone looking for vehicular advice. Wrong place and wrong time.
Wow! If he doesn't like this thread he'd probably have a cow (no pun intended) over in the "Thongs" area.
:2:
The scary thing is that he's a dad. I feel sorry for his kid. And he acts worse than my five grandchildren. No wonder this country's so screwed up.
We now return you to our regular "political, denegrating filth."
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| rfowkes |
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Mom
….knee was back in town and as always he ….
...really knew how to party. One of his favorite things was to dress up in his Superman outfit and eat copious quantities of baked beans. The result was usually a barrel of laughs! Of course.... |
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| jldekoning |
quote:
Originally posted by rfowkes
Good riddance. Don't let the door hit ya' where the good lord split ya'.
Hey, Mr. Mom,
Don't you hate these "holier than thou" idiots who come in here to the clearly labelled "Games and Humor" section and pontificate? Geez! Get a handle.
As you and I clearly know, there's a place for fun and games and a place for seriousness. I would certainly not consider anything done here insulting until someone comes in and takes things seriously in what is clearly a fun place to let off steam. And I certainly would not go to the MDX sections of this forum and try to impose any polical views on someone looking for vehicular advice. Wrong place and wrong time.
Wow! If he doesn't like this thread he'd probably have a cow (no pun intended) over in the "Thongs" area.
:2:
The scary thing is that he's a dad. I feel sorry for his kid. And he acts worse than my five grandchildren. No wonder this country's so screwed up.
We now return you to our regular "political, denegrating filth."
:D
Guess what pal. I am not leaving. I don't know where you get the holier than thou impression but it seems you are the one that gets offended by a different view. You want to escalate??? I can certainly deal with that. From what I have seen, you don't have much to offer. Don't see where denegrating filth falls under Games and Humor but then again, I respect women. So, again I guess we have a different point of view.
By the way, I find the comments about my son to be very insulting. You don't know anything about me except for what I have posted in a few lines. Typical behavior. Drop a few blows below the belt to see if I'll go away. I won't and I also won't insult your family. (probably very nice people).
Have a nice day and I look forward to your next inappropriate shot. |
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| rfowkes |
quote:
Originally posted by jldekoning
Guess what pal. I am not leaving. I don't know where you get the holier than thou impression but it seems you are the one that gets offended by a different view. You want to escalate??? I can certainly deal with that. From what I have seen, you don't have much to offer. Don't see where denegrating filth falls under Games and Humor but then again, I respect women. So, again I guess we have a different point of view.
By the way, I find the comments about my son to be very insulting. You don't know anything about me except for what I have posted in a few lines. Typical behavior. Drop a few blows below the belt to see if I'll go away. I won't and I also won't insult your family. (probally very nice people).
Have a nice day and I look forward to your next inappropriate shot.
Well I guess I misinterpreted "Good day to you both." I guess it was just wishful thinking that you were going to go away since you were so offended by what you saw here. You clearly have a bug up your ass and, like most people who become very brave behind the keyboard, I choose to ignore your presence in the future. This is a lose-lose situation.
No further purpose is served by continuing this discussion especially since you have blown things all out of proportion. Yes, there were two people here who clearly have anti-Bush sentiments but that's not "ganging up" on you. Your paranoia is showing. And since when is it inappropriate to rag on a "sitting president?" Last time I looked, we still had freedom of speech. In fact, if this "sitting president" ever got up off his ass then maybe the country wouldn't be in the mess it is now. It's one thing to get a blowjob in the WhiteHouse and another thing to F#ck an entire nation.
And I'm so glad to hear that you "respect" women (implying that others here don't). What a crock of crap. You don't know the first thing about us and you still place yourself on some self-perceived moral high road. Wrong again.
Offended by different views? Absolutely not. I'm not offended by those who chose to support Bush and Co. I'm offended by Bush & Company. That's a big difference. This would become clear as one wends his/her way through this 86+ page thread (which, by the way, seems a little more than the "I came her looking for information about an MDX" scenario that you painted.)
And comments about your son? No, I wasn't doing that (and I apologize if it came off that way.) He looks like a great kid. I was commenting about you based on your actions here. You are the one acting like a kid here. I would never attack an innocent child. But I would also never hide behind one to further my position.
Enjoy your life and your sitting president (yes, I know he's my president too but that doesn't mean I have to believe in everything he does). And keep researching your MDX. It happens to be a fine ride and is worthy of consideration. But lay off the Games and Humor section since you clearly have a difficult time dealing with satire, biting or otherwise.
Like I said, this will be my last comment on this whole personal issue since we are clearly in a different place and and further discussion will only fan the fire. And that's the only thing that's really innaproprite in this thread.
The bottom line: If this thread offends you, nobody forced you to participate. We've been here for 86 pages and taking flak comes with the territory. You're here a couple of days and all of a sudden everyone's against you? Give it a rest.
Case closed. |
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(back to business).
...While waiting to vote, Uncle Ned was taking advantage of some of the "poling services" being offered by political workers hoping to influence the vote. In addition... |
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| jldekoning |
quote:
Originally posted by rfowkes
Well I guess I misinterpreted "Good day to you both." I guess it was just wishful thinking that you were going to go away since you were so offended by what you saw here. You clearly have a bug up your ass and, like most people who become very brave behind the keyboard, I choose to ignore your presence in the future. This is a lose-lose situation.
No further purpose is served by continuing this discussion especially since you have blown things all out of proportion. Yes, there were two people here who clearly have anti-Bush sentiments but that's not "ganging up" on you. Your paranoia is showing. And since when is it inappropriate to rag on a "sitting president?" Last time I looked, we still had freedom of speech. In fact, if this "sitting president" ever got up off his ass then maybe the country wouldn't be in the mess it is now. It's one thing to get a blowjob in the WhiteHouse and another thing to F#ck an entire nation.
And I'm so glad to hear that you "respect" women (implying that others here don't). What a crock of crap. You don't know the first thing about us and you still place yourself on some self-perceived moral high road. Wrong again.
Offended by different views? Absolutely not. I'm not offended by those who chose to support Bush and Co. I'm offended by Bush & Company. That's a big difference. This would become clear as one wends his/her way through this 86+ page thread (which, by the way, seems a little more than the "I came her looking for information about an MDX" scenario that you painted.)
And comments about your son? No, I wasn't doing that (and I apologize if it came off that way.) He looks like a great kid. I was commenting about you based on your actions here. You are the one acting like a kid here. I would never attack an innocent child. But I would also never hide behind one to further my position.
Enjoy your life and your sitting president (yes, I know he's my president too but that doesn't mean I have to believe in everything he does). And keep researching your MDX. It happens to be a fine ride and is worthy of consideration. But lay off the Games and Humor section since you clearly have a difficult time dealing with satire, biting or otherwise.
Like I said, this will be my last comment on this whole personal issue since we are clearly in a different place and and further discussion will only fan the fire. And that's the only thing that's really innaproprite in this thread.
The bottom line: If this thread offends you, nobody forced you to participate. We've been here for 86 pages and taking flak comes with the territory. You're here a couple of days and all of a sudden everyone's against you? Give it a rest.
Case closed.
One final post.
First off, I never implied that I took any of this personally. I don't. I just find it extremely hypocritical that you post page after page of partisan retoric blasting the president and as soon as I try to interject some opposing view points, you two slowly start to ratchet up the personal insults. You have a different view, fine. Posting it ad-nausem as almost a taunt in a thread labeled "Story" word association thread, is begging for a fight.
Second, I am not holier than thou. I don't have a problem with the threads on Thongs or Hot Chicks. The title of the post predicates what's inside and if I choose to look, then I get what I get. You are posting innapropriate images in a thread that gives no advanced warning. My son was sitting on my lap this morning and the first thing that he saw when I logged on was that nice picture of the women with the beer between her breasts. Very classy... You want to post dirty pictures, be my guest. Just make sure to mention in the title of the thread that it "Isn't work safe" or the like.
Third, Regarding my son, I take back the implication that you were hitting below the belt. You're right, I don't know you and I made that assumption after a quick scan of your post.
I will no longer post on this subject as long as no further barbs are hurled my way. I will however, defend my point of view and my character. As you pointed out, we do have the rights afforded to us by the 1st Amendment and I certainly respect that. |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Florida was ready with a revised ballot. However, some thought it was to fair now so…. |
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| ...they moved on to other things. Christmas was coming and there was a lot of work to be done developing new toys. In addition... |
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| …uncle buck was opening a new theme park in Tennessee for kids only. In addition to the tricky tricycle, … |
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