| mdxxxx |
| Then he asked, "Do you want me to take pictures of you, so I can post them on the forum?". She replied.... |
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| feliz |
| As long as they're posted on the camel toe thread dear... |
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| laborlitigator |
| Then he realized he had lent his digital camera to Tim. . . |
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| oceanMDX |
| ... so he phoned Tim and told him that he would be providing a great service if he could come over and photograph his wife for Acuramdx.org. Tim quickly agreed to service the wife and come for a great cause ...:22: :runaway: |
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| laborlitigator |
| But realizing what he had just done. . . |
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| feliz |
| and realizing Canadians are better lovers, he phoned OceanMDX... |
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| oceanMDX |
| ... who rose to the occasion and declared that he would rather make love than war ... |
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| mdxxxx |
| However, she had one stipulation. She stated that .... |
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| laborlitigator |
| "Absolutely, positively no Canadians. . . |
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| oceanMDX |
| where upon OceanMDX, started to speak a little Spanish and asked her if she wanted to see his casa in Cabo San Lucas. :D |
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| mdxxxx |
She smiled and replied... "¡El Papá de Oooh! ¡Aprecio su estilo! ¿Cuándo vamos nosotros a su hogar en el cabo?"...
(Oooh Daddy! I like your style! When are we going to your home in cabo?) |
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| laborlitigator |
| OceanMDX, who thought she was talking in Portuguese and interpreted that sentence to mean. . . |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
| Hey you Big Canuck, I swallow.......... |
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| feliz |
| .....raw fish, it's good for you. Ocean then puckered up and... |
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| mdxxxx |
| gave her a deep kiss. She reacted by.... |
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| feliz |
| Spitting out the fish he slipped into her mouth while kissing. She then said "Ocean......." |
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| mdxxxx |
| " that's the wrong kind of fish... I like... |
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| laborlitigator |
| fender flares," said the voice over the telephone to Tim who happened to be day dreaming. |
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| mdxxxx |
| Tim immediately logged on his computer to check inventory, when suddenly he heard a loud BANG!!... |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
| Tim shouted "Hey, who's Banging back there" |
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| laborlitigator |
| "Shut your pie hole" shouted the voice back to Tim. I'm . . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| "... busy stacking these damn MDX wheels!", Tim responded by saying... |
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| ImOnlyTen |
| ...You better get them stacked soon or your fired!... |
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| laborlitigator |
| Then, the phone rang, it was. . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| laborlitigator... he said "Tim, I've got money burning my pockets, I want everything you've got, every piece of MDX accessories in your inventory, hook me up!"... Tim replied... |
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| laborlitigator |
| "Sorry, LL, we don't serve lawyers." |
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| greatscot |
| LL said "that's OK, I don't want a lawyer, I want all the MDX goodies you have" |
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| mdxxxx |
| Tim smiled and replied..."LL, you are a character... I bet..." |
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| laborlitigator |
| you've bagged your share of . . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| "... pro bono hookups... you must pay full price this time LL!" LL replied... |
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| laborlitigator |
| "But you gave DaleB a nice discount, was that because. . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| ... he is the acuramdx.org elderstateman?, or ..." |
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| laborlitigator |
| because he witnessed the sinking of the Lusitania". Then a news flash broke out on the TV, |
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| mdxxxx |
| a CNN corespondent reporting from Buffalo, NY, reported that the Ray Laks dealership is planning to .... |
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| laborlitigator |
| host the 2004. . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| Acura world wide sales conference. The attractions will include... |
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| ImOnlyTen |
2004 Acura MDX A-spec
Zafer in a bikini
other attractions include... |
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| catzx6 |
| . . . Bowling for Brake Clunks . . . |
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| catzx6 |
| . . . Dunking for Driver's Seat Shift . . . |
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| catzx6 |
| . . . Diving for Door Dings . . . |
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| laborlitigator |
| Xcel, LL, OceanMDX and Pierre in a group hug. . . |
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| ImOnlyTen |
| The meeting will discus... |
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| mdxxxx |
| various members of the acuramdx.org, and their particular tastes in ... |
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| laborlitigator |
| women. . . |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
| ...followed by a seminar on ........ |
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| laborlitigator |
| interior design courtesy of Bluestreak, also |
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| mdxxxx |
| wine tasting and vinyard management by Marne and gh, and ... |
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| oceanMDX |
| ...citriculture by OceanMDX... |
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| laborlitigator |
| who will also discuss his work in progress, the "Gentlemen's Guide to the Golden Age of . . . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| Anthropology, Metaphysics, Quantum Mechanics, Particle Physics, Philosophy,..... |
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| greatscot |
| while he takes you on a breathtaking tour of his native land . . . |
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| oceanMDX |
| California... :p |
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| greatscot |
| . . . and Cabo San Lucas . . . |
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| oceanMDX |
| ... which is in Mexico... |
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| greatscot |
| . . . where the sky is blue and the water is green, and the sand is white . . . |
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| oceanMDX |
| ... and the women are pretty.... :eek: :D |
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| laborlitigator |
| and can be had for a bottle of Tequila. But getting back to the subject, Tim for Hondacuraworld is willing to. . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| start an accessory clearance sale for members who.... |
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| marktr6 |
| ..want their choice of any accessory. The main appeal of this sale is a "buy on get one 50% off"...... |
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| catzx6 |
| . . . but the sale doesn't apply to MDX accessories . . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| ... the sale applies to .... |
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| laborlitigator |
| the entire MDX. . . :D |
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| mdxxxx |
| along with future considerations ranging from... |
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| greatscot |
| . . . automatic down/up front side windows . . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| ... side curtain airbags... |
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| laborlitigator |
| real leather seats |
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| marktr6 |
| ..and real wood interior trim, but...... |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
| ...you have to apply your own Thompson Water Seal to the real wood interior.......... |
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| greatscot |
| . . . with an Acura Dealer supplied Acura brush . . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| and Acura supplied drop cloths, and... |
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| RonH |
| ...a boat-load of pine scented air fresheners for the fumes. At least.... |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
| ..the plood, is better than pressure treated wood, you won't get splinter when....... |
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| RonH |
| ...you slide in the windows a'la General Lee. The only problem is... |
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| mdxxxx |
| the height of the MDX makes it difficult to ... |
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| RonH |
| ...wash the middle of the roof without a ladder or pole. Fortunately... |
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| marktr6 |
| ....the wheels are close to the ground and easy to wash, but the..... |
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| RonH |
| ...Mrs. still says I spend too much time washing the vehicles. The next thing you know... |
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| mdxxxx |
| my equipment and supplies disappear, and... |
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| RonH |
| ...she drags me off to the mall for some "shopping". Oh no, this can only mean.... |
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| laborlitigator |
| rough sex upon arrival. . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| ...to the house. The last time that happened, clothes were torn off, furniture was damaged, and .... |
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| hammermdx |
| The police were called........ |
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| marktr6 |
| ....the neighbors had called the police thinking that something terrible was going on inside the house. You can imagine the policemen's surprised look when we answered the door............ |
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| hammermdx |
| and nobody was dressed...... |
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| mdxxxx |
| ... and physically exhausted. The officer glanced around the room, noticing the clothes on the floor, broken furniture, and said... |
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| laborlitigator |
| "You're both getting arrested, everyone put their clothes on!" Upon arriving at the "big house" |
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| mdxxxx |
| the lieutenant escorted the couple to the interrogation room. His first question was... |
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| laborlitigator |
| "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!" |
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| mdxxxx |
| the lady replied, "I have a huge sex drive, and when I want it, I want it. Sometimes a may get a little carried away"... the officer replied... |
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| RonH |
| "You two destroyed your house! You call that 'carried away'?!?" To that she replied.... |
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| laborlitigator |
| "That's none of your business, why don't you just. . . |
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| RonH |
| ...give me my phone call." "Oh, very well," replied the officer. She picked up the phone and promptly called... |
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| marktr6 |
| .....her lawyer, Johnny Cochran. She said, " Johnny you won't believe what has happened, to which Johnny replied, "............ |
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| laborlitigator |
| I can't help you unless you put up an initial retainer deposit of $25K. . . " |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
| ....she said, "screw this" and down went Johnny's...... |
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| mdxxxx |
| fee. Ok, for you, the retainer will only be $15k, because I like you. She replied... |
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| RonH |
| "I'll accept that, but only if you... |
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| marktr6 |
| ........let me pay some of your fee by............. |
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| laborlitigator |
| paying in kind. . . |
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