| Mr. Mom |
| …it was reported from an undisclosed source that Karl would not go down alone. People were told to watch their back because….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...KR would attack people and their relatives from all angles. Dubya's brother Jeb had already installed some precautions of his own at his Florida compound. In addition... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….everyone was searched for concealed weapons. Dubya seemed to like… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...how they handled things almost as much as he liked his weekly Friday night card game. However... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….when it came to handing out prizes, Dubya really could be generous. And before he left office he would use his executive powers to pardon his cabinet and…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...use his influence to get them into one of the finer fraternal organizations so that they could continue to ply their trade. However... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …a few had job opportunities they were qualified for in the private sector. However Dubya….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...decided that his own future might be in Television. However, he would have to drastically improve his spelling ability and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..be a little more pompous. But then again Fox News already…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...was hard at work at more important stories, such as how some citizens were taking rather drastic measures to offset the gas prices that were quickly approahing $3.00/gallon. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …some ladies were staying home more which made the pool boys…. |
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| rfowkes |
| happy, all except for Lenny who had to deal with some of the woman drivers on the site. As a matter of fact... |
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| dj-mdx2 |
| ...the sight of that car in the pool got him to thinking of his next carpool, where he... |
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| rfowkes |
| would shuttle passengers to and from the local commuter train. Cutbacks in trains and staff had led to a bit of overcrowding and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …there just wasn’t any room for the Zeppelin sisters and so they formed a bikers club know as….. |
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| dj-mdx2 |
...The Boob Squad, but they often bickered about who was more endowed, so... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …they called in an expert and much admired man about town, the future first gentleman, Bubba. He took his sweet time deciding that it was…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...time to take this to the back of his SUV so he proceeded to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …shave her puss. One thing Bubba knew was a thing or two about a close shave. After that… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he put on his trojan and proceeded to practice on a passing bovine before... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …having his dog Buddy ll show the vixen some video from his last frolic. This was always an icebreaker and somewhat educational for the younger …. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...pooches. However, one of the dogs was crestfallen when he recognized his b*tch in the videos and he got sick to his stomach. After that... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….he ended up on skid row, drinking and fighting every chance he got. When he finally hit bottom… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he realized that being a coke head offered a bleak future so he... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….decided to give love one more try. His nose seemed to be working; he just needed to find a nice ….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...warm pussy to accommodate him. After that... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …he was his old self again and he put to use some of the teachings of Bubba. Meanwhile…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...back at the kennel Fido was preparing to enter the Donald Trump Lookalike contest. And... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Rodney Kings Hairstylist, Rico, who got his diploma at the Burbank Embalming Technical Institute, was busy with Phil “I don’t want to be lonely tonight” Spector’s new court room dew. If acquitted, Rico would be the new barber for the Neverland Valley’s new school for wayward boys. Michael…. |
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| rfowkes |
...Jackson was busy emulating his lawyer's look while...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….inside, the plumbers were just finishing installing the robotic urinals in the guest rooms. Michael could then be on the other side of the wall and….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...play with the boys via remote access. Speaking of toying with youngsters, a lot of people were emulating Mikey's handling of young children. At the annual racoon festival in Minot, North Dakota for example... |
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| rfowkes |
| ...there was Grandpa Epps who would do anything to hook up with Mikey. Unfortunately... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..Grandpa wasn’t waist high which was the ideal height of Wacko’s friends. However… |
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| rfowkes |
...Mikey still had nightmares regarding that incident with the troupe of circus midgets that had passed through Santa Barbara last year and...
 |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …one in particular that brought him an extra spicy pizza. First she made him eat the whole thing and then with his monkey holding his hand, she….. |
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| rfowkes |
...proceeded to get a bunch of rowdies to take turns spanking Mikey's monkey until...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …they had enough ideas for a complete definitive book on the subject. In fact, Michael’s glove had spanked so much… |
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| rfowkes |
...that it was time to replace it with a more high-tech model. As soon as...
 |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..Alfred was done getting the stains out of the old pair of gloves. “If the glove doesn’t fit, you got to acquit,” smiled the gay JAMAICAN. He wanted to take a whiff but…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...his olfactory sensations were masked by Kermit, who was preparing his breakfast. Therefore... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….wacko needed to protect his sensitive nose by using his last date’s personal attire. He never knew when he would need a mask in case he got lucky. Meanwhile…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...some of the graduates of "Neverland" were moving on to bigger and better things while... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….others found it hard to find employment doing what they were trained for. Especially… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...little Cindy who grew up to be quite a statuesque lady and was actually in the running as one of the top finalists for the design of the new World Trade Center. But Mayor Bloomberg... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……insisted on blending the past with the future in a retro design using the finest kosher materials supplied by cousin Asaf …Also….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the architects had to consider how strong the building would be so they concentrated on studying how things stacked up. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …some of the best cantilevered cleavage was inspected and some were not natural and had been artificially conceived. Therefore…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...it came as no surprise when other parts of the female anatomy were also placed under great scrutiny. Even the youngsters chimed in with their own opinions. Unfortunately... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the chief architect was involved with Halliburton’s liaison hospitality coordinator Betty “boom boom” McCaskey and therefore…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...was too busy to consult on the project. His assistant, Herby, was busy testing out an innovative welding technique that might revolutionize the construction industry. The only drawback was... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …his friends always hounded him for his ice fishing hole making. Nevertheless… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he tried to oblige them even whenever he could. However, in a related matter sex was a problem for Herby since in order to prevent burn marks he had to resort to massive protection techniques. This often caused... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …his dates to turn toward the dark side due to the enormous size of the….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...wedgies they got after being with him. Herby's wife, for example, still remembers the big one that occured during some pre-nuptial nookie on her wedding day. Thank goodness that her sister Bernice was there to put things in order! Otherwise... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the photographer might have caught her in a bad moment, like her sister had when she tried on a pair of thongs that were on sale at Wal-Mart. Someone had installed a camera in the changing booth and…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the resulting sight was quite unnerving. However it is said that for every action there is a reaction and this balance of nature in the "World of Wedgies" can best be illustrated by taking a gander at the Simpson Sisters. And in addition... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …for every mistake there is price to pay, also… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...everytime something good happens (like winning the PGA), something bad happens (like getting whacked in the nuts). Ying and Yang. You can only... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….imagine the possibilities of ying-yanging around with Elaine and Diane. Especially since Elaine likes to……. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...make the beast with the two backs and isn't afraid to advertise that fact! Diane, on the other hand... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….was a bit more conservative in her sexual preferences. She did not like her men visiting the fudge factory and so she kept a keen eye on the situation. After Diane got married ….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...her husband John tried to give her some old time religion but she soon found out that he wasn't as cunning a linguist as he claimed. So she... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….joined the Romanian skating team to best show off her assets. Victor had a nose for … |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the ladies and, unfortunately, so did his dog Spot so he had to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….give him to his cousin who smuggled artifacts from Bulgaria. In the mean time…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Diane and John's baby daughter Jessica was busy playing with the family cat, Cyclops. Unfortunately... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the cat swallowed a priceless gem and was sent to Dr. Adam Baum who had developed the “around the world pussy” maneuver to get rid of foreign objects. Unfortunately…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...after the relentless spin, Tabby became a little bit disoriented and made the mistake of thinking that Rover's mouth was a light switch. As she tried to turn the light on... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……the mutt went for her neck. As dizzy as she was, she still was able to kick the foam out off Rover’s mouth. Meanwhile…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...back in the woods the Cubbies were getting the answer to that age old question. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….some of the Cub’s fans were upset and wanted to help the boys out. This caused…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...a lot of problems at the ball park, but it was nothing compared to Bubba's "All Natural" Hot Dogs that weren't really being accepted by the fans, especially the... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …older gals who knew there way around the ball park. They knew a thing or two about tailgating and so…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...it came as no surprise when a one of the ladies had a bit too much to drink and decided to try to turn the tables on her boyfriend at the local pub. And just at that moment... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …back in Montana, Dr. Duane Pipe was preparing for another long winter. His mail order virtual reality porno kit had just arrived and he was ready for his first…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...date with the local hottie down at Butrey's Pub. Unfortunately, Waldo the Wildman got to his gal first and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Duane was forced to play the demo disk which turned out better than expected. He had to stop his mind games for lack of food and so he …. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...rushed down to the local Mickey D's which was in the middle of a fast food chain war. Armed with a Big Mac, Duane... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….stopped by Butte’s Tree topper Cafe to see if the meatloaf was still on special. The local crew was about to….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...place their order when they realized that Mabel's Eyeball Shishkabob, a local delicacy, was on the menu. Excitedly, they... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …spread the word and soon the girls who worked next door piled in for the unusual treat. It was said that the special sharpened one’s….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...ability to incorporate eyeballs into their sexual repertoire. In fact, one lady who had a glass eye was known to remove it during sex and provide an additional orifice for exploration. She always told her best customers that she would "keep an eye out for them" in the future. She even had a special eye piercing made to commemorate this ability. Additionally... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….her ability to scrape the barnacles off sailors proved to be her forte, along with the ability to swallow clam chowder by the bucket load. She kept a close “eye” on the news for info on when the fleet was due to arrive and…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...that's why she enlisted the aid of Penelope, the Queen of Body Piercings, to help service the impending crowd. Of course, for the fleet to arrive in Montana required... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….a keen “eye” and some magic mushrooms. Some of the space cadets really enjoyed the local…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...landing strip but others just couldn't get the hang of Montana's crosswinds. Therefore... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the airport placed Gigi at the end of the runway as a beacon for the male pilots. This solved the problem of straight landings, however…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...it wasn't so much Gigi's appearance as what she was carrying in those boobie cases that attracted the flyboys. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….it so happened that this particular flight didn’t even notice Gigi’s hooters and so they…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...certainly didn't notice when one of the passengers decided to engage in some watersports. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….after half dozen visits to the boobycase, the pilot had the courage to try something never done in a passenger jet before. Likewise….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the captain of the ship tried to maneuver through a shallow channel on a dare but to no avail. This resulted in... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the Captain sending off a flare due to the galley being out of whiskey. As they waited for the tide to rise…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...some of the crew decided to take a bus to town but that didn't work out quite as planned. (They never should have let the captain drive the bus!). Next they... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …thumbed a ride with Clyde who had found part of a meteorite on his ranch. The crew felt a little…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...queasy after sampling some Ganja whey found in the glove compartment. In fact they didn't know what to do when they reached a fork in the road and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….turned right to have some fun with Mary Jane. But time seemed to stand still and so…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the party was over and it was time for all good Big Sky folks to get back to tending the herd. The herd, however, had another agenda so... |
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