| Mr. Mom |
| …they hired shaq to be their chicken celebrity. His idea of chicken was different than the herd and so….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...they had to adjust accordingly. Another thing they had to adjust to was his ideas about pussy, so... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….they searched and found a black pussy that would fit the bill. The only problem was…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...when they tried to lick that pussy they discovered that Fido had beaten them to it. Therefore... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …there was no need for Anton, “the anteater” to perform for the cameras. Gigi had waxed his handlebars with her…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...special formula hair mousse and now Anton was having a devil of a time doing anything, especially... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …playing the harmonica with his old buddy Dubya who was doing his very best leading the support for the refugees. Meanwhile….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Dubya's pal Dickie Cheney was seen at a fund raiser wiping up in the bathroom. Cheney was wiping up a lot recently, with gas approaching $4.00 a gallon and.... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …with no end in sight, Dubya’s legacy was looking bleak. As he looked around at all his yes men and women for help… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he realized that not everyone thought Cheney was a bad man because... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….for years he and his pals at Halliburton had been after an oil rich country to own and it was almost in his grasp and as everyone knows, what’s good for Halliburton is good for America. But…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...not necessarily all Americans. This point was brought home clearly as recent events showed that... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….fighting a war with weekend warriors left Americans totally without the support needed to handle national emergencies. Old Rummy had done it again,….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...and those who were left behind had a tough time navigating with the equipment. Therefore, in desperation... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….with his cabinet on vacations or shopping for shoes, Dubya turned to an old enemy who was offering help. The box of stogies … |
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| rfowkes |
...once again helped a reigning president and...
(Note: I'm back from a trip with mostly low speed connectivity) |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …since the Bush men were bass boys from the good old days, they …. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...they were well versed in handling matters that smelled a bit fishy. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….everything around the capital was starting to….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...appear fishy and it didn't help when the Bush gals took it upon themselves to promote patriotism to take the spotlight off of the "floundering" Dubya. Interestingly... |
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| DaleB |
| And as waters recede, the Bush's find new growth in the Mississippi mud... |
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| DaleB |
| The Bush's set an example of making something good out of bad... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …and so the spin was starting to take shape. At least….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...this time he wasn't trying to play the "Alphabet Game." This time... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the buck stops here. Never the less there was wide spread speculation that…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...people were confusing their terms. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….some of the Bushes were confused about how to act like a Presidents daughter who had won on a platform of integrity and moral values. Therefore, it came as no surprise that…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...ladies all over the country copied Dubya's daughters. And in trying to comply with local hygiene laws, Mavis did as her boyfriend told her, even though she didn't quite understand the request. In any event... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …things became somewhat clearer to Mavis when they stared in an adaptation of Miss Congeniality lll. Elsewhere…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the locals were gearing up for the annual Bozeman to Butte unique motorcycle rally. Brenda and Charlotte had a particularly interesting entry except that... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Brenda had failed to use the proper lubricant and the cylinder walls were overheating. Luckily someone in the crowd had some WD-40 and so …. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...after a healthy spray she was ready to roll. Unfortunately, the same couldn't be said for Charlotte who had consumed a super-sized extra spicy Burrito while waiting for Brenda to be taken care of and it was causing her some discomfort. Charlotte was definitely not ready to resume the race unless... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Hank and his wet crew could perform another clean-up like the one their daddy’s had at a certain book depository in Dallas. Armed with some baby wipes, pepto bismol, and some A+D ointment, they set off to refurbish Charlotte’s colon. After that. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the whole group headed over to the golf course to play a round (and some to play around!). The Butte Golf Course, Copper Dunes, had some strict rules and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..there was always a problem when the biggest buttes pro/am classic came around every year. To make sure the ladies weren’t cheating…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...they were required to play naked. Several of the ladies let the tournament committee know what they thought of this turn of events and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …their protest was looked over thoroughly. Hank was penalized when he landed in the rough and was disqualified when he…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...tried his famous "beaver shot." He was a bit disappointed since he had practiced very hard for this tournament, even when he was... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …on lunch break in downtown Butte. However his balls were costing a fortune and so he decided to…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...hire some caddies to help him keep an eye on his balls. But how would Hank keep his eye on the ball? The solution was to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….to hire a caddie who could tell where his lie was without losing a stroke. This proved to be a tall order as everyone seemed to like the ladies. Poor Hank had to… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...turn to some of his gay friends who liked to play a round with gerbils. Unfortunately... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the gerbil tried desperately to impress the girls and started to exhibit deviant behavior. This proved to be…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...embarrassing, especially when he and his furry friends had a bit too much to drink and started playing, "Who's the Tee?" and other dangerous games. One time... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Hank brought along his beaver trimmer in case the beaver shot was coming up again. The other rodents were jealous because…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Hank had once encountered the famous Beaver Tree in the Emerald Forest and had lived to tell about it and to take the most famous beaver shot of them all. But he didn't realize that... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Tiger Woody was only two strokes behind and had a better beaver shot with his Sony. The crowd sensed that something was going to…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...happen when Big Bertha's caddy, Dumbo, selected a three wood for the next shot. While addressing the ball... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …all eyes turned to Hanks shot. Rita who had been doing the cha cha in the club house even cast her gaze to the hushed crowd who witnessed ….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...that Miss Rita (who usually didn't like to have any strings attached) had done it again! She first picked up this embarrassing habit while auditioning for a bit part on Baywatch which caused her to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….start dating a wild and crazy guy who had his own “string theory” which differed from all other intellectual thinking on the subject by…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...altering his diet in a most unusual fashion. Some thought he wasn't really wild and crazy, but actually a vampire. But in reality... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …he was just an ordinary werewolf. On a full moon you might catch a glimpse of him doing…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...ironing in a most precarious manner. Or else you might find him... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …on vacation, enjoying the fruits of his tax cut. Or he could be found….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...down on the street corner trying to add to his stash. Or he might... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..be waiting for his ship to come in. Or he could be….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...completely puzzled by the inticacies of our nation's street sign system. In any event... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …back at the white house, the spin was winding up for Katrina and the boys were already thinking how to capitalize on Rita by…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...employing some of the same "game plan" techniques that Dubya's daddy had taught him six years earlier. But this time... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Rita was coming into the heart of Texas, looking for the Dubya but he decided to take a little vacation while people were occupied with the storm. Perhaps…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he could use the vacation time to unwind a bit from all the stresses of "presidential stuff," or else he could... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …play stinky finger with Barney to pass the time, or……. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...maybe even take some time to recharge his batteries before heading back to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….politics as usual. The south had a taste of Dubya in action and it looked like the 2008 election might be jeopardized unless a huge amount of money was spread around and a new slogan quickly spun out. But…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...for the next 3 years Dubya would continue to stumble around from crisis to crisis with the full support of the military-industrial complex. And at the same time... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …spend billions to make it back to the moon to keep NASA happy and divert attention from …… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the fact that he actually had ulterior motives for playing space cadet with public funds. Because of this... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….he was hoping to carve up drilling rights for a select group of Texans and get the mining claims for Helium 3 Isotope. He decided that.... |
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| rfowkes |
| ...it would be best to commence by drilling a bottomless pit. Unfortunately, Dubya didn't quite grasp the concept of "bottomless" so... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Bubba sent a visual aid on over. Dubya called old Bill up and said he thought he was getting the concept but needed …… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...some additional help. So Bubba send Dubya the Easter Card he was saving for next year a bit early to help the boy tell his ass from his his elbow. Additionally... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….when Dubya traveled to Sweden and saw what they were charging for regular, he started to get the picture. The good times were over now that…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...brother Jeb had abandoned Florida and had taken up the crusade in Missouri with some drinking buddies. But that... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….wasn ‘t the worst of it as rumors started circulating about a certain twin who had fallen off the wagon again and…… |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
and again and again.......until
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| Mr. Mom |
| she could not look herself in the mirror and so |
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| rfowkes |
| ...she took off for Florida to visit Uncle Jeb and then to... |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
his brother , the other BUSH, when suddenly
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….she realized that daddy’s plan for marshal law was one step closer to being a reality. She thought it might be ok with all the army guys to pick up on and so…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...she dyed her hair blond and began practicing her skills for the troops. After that... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …she was down at the Crawford Buck & Doe having her usual half rack when…. |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
she asked the waitress for another beer.......
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| rfowkes |
| ...and ended up having to be helped back to the ranch. When Dubya found out about this... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….he turned to brother Jeb for help because he was having similar problems. But it was…. |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
Jeb was pre-occupied, Jeb wants to be a star like Arnold over in California.
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….But at the moment Ah-nuld was on his way to help out a fellow GOP member who was being asked some embarrassing questions which….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...involved a special relationship between the Prez and his Veep. However... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..it was what they found in the oval office which raised a few eyebrows. The objects turned out to be Dubya’s first science diorama from Yale. It was a … |
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| rfowkes |
| ...long time ago that Dubya had participated in the annual BMOC (Big Member On Campus) parade as an Eli but it still represented the highlight of his academic career. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …it was down hill from that moment on and even though his daddy greased the way to graduation, dubya knew that…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...it was just a matter of time before the truth would come out about the Bush family tree (no pun intended). It all began several generations earlier with great-great-great grandpappy Roger Bush who was a bit slow on the uptake. And ever since then... |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
or
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| rfowkes |
| ...maybe the problem with the Bush family heritage went way back to great great great great great great Uncle Earl who, it was said, fell out of the tree in Tennesse while playing that Banjo. In any event... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the Bush men couldn’t get very far from trees as it seemed they always wanted….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ..to go back to nature. Speaking of trees, little Dickie loved to wait under his Xmas tree for his annual... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….lump while Dubya got to wear Daddy’s hat on Christmas. Condi’s present was….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...a romantic weekend with Carl Rove, after which he would brag how many times they did it "doggy style." Additionally... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Carl let loose with the news that he had gotten the crabs from her and everyone should avoid being to …. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the Washington National Golf Course since one never knows what sexually transmitted diseases one might encounter, especially from the ball girls. The best course of action would be to... |
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