| Mr. Mom |
| …the Steroid brothers, Annadrall, Parabol, and Dekka put on a nice show of what not to do with one’s body and were followed by…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...The Flying High Nuns who offered vespers in a most unusual fashion. Then came... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Spike who had found a way to give up smoking coffin nails. Followed by… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Tobor the Robot who used his cyberpowers to have his way with the ladies in the audience. Also on the bill was... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..a short play “Go Trojans” from one of USC’s most popular alumni. This was followed by ….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the singing Lennon Sisters. After their long run with Lawrence Welk they kind of let themselves go. In fact, they never met a carb they didn't like. Nevertheless... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….what might be ground chuck to some, to others it is prime rib. This was the case with Orville when he saw the sisters jiggling down the street. However…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...approaching Orville from the other direction was one of Brigham Young's finest, so he had a tough decision. He finally chose... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …to remember back when he was a youth at BYU and… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...was discovered choking the chicken. Meanwhile, back at the midway... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the Lennon Sisters were wondering where their gruel was disappearing every morning. Each thought the other was sneaking more than their share and so… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...they posted Uncle Louis to guard their stash and he... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….always told the story of Marie and her 44’s and how he was ambushed by the contras back in…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ..'92. Speaking of 92s, that's what Tammie was totin' when she... |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
... called Tanya in Toronto, 92's are fine, but Tanya.......
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| rfowkes |
| ...was tickled pink when her Uncle Toluse's toupee was tossed to the tarmac as he lay tired in the tube station in Toledo because his tonsorial talents didn't extend to trying the right treatment to keep it attached to the top of his torso. Tenderly... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Tanya picked it up and knew just who would appreciate this piece. Her cousin Lu Lu was a cheer leader for the Oregon state beavers and her boyfriend liked the retro look so… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he felt right at home with LuLu and her rather eccentric ways. He particularly liked the way she would sneak in bottles of his favorite adult beverage when they went to Beaver football games in late November. She never... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….dreamed how things would turn out. Anyway she always… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...was looking for new ways to please her man so LuLu read the classics with great fervor. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …she developed an unexpected appetite for Bubbas ballistic payloads and decided to make a little pen money by selling his assets to a local sperm bank which….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...mistakenly mixed it in with a batch from the Gay Alliance. This caused... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..a few questions when a number of saxophone players popped up in the most unexpected places. It all…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...resolved itself when LuLu mistakenly thought that one of her friends was inviting her back to her apartment to work on her hairy pussy. Imagine her surprise when she discovered... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the Uncle Toluse's toupee was snatched and was now on funk masters work station. Lulu did a double take on her beaver and….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...decided then and there to have it inspected by a pro. Luckily, international beaver analyzer Tung Fo Yu was available for the evening so Lulu crept into the seedier part of town and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..when the near sighted Fu was done, Lulu had a clean possum and had arranged for her boyfriend Cutter to pick her up. As they headed back to the campus…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...they decided to stop to rest at beautiful Dasani Falls where they... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …were told a story by the local ranger about a beautiful Indian maiden who… |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
......bathed with her sister......
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| rfowkes |
| ...who was considered the "Ugly Duckling" by the locals who were... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….mostly cockeyed by the end of the day. This condition prevented them from seeing….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the real hot babes who were sunning themselves while nursing a couple of cold ones. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..the weather girl had been the best looker at the Portland eager beaver affiliate, and to be honest, it was the end of the line for weather girls in TV. After that ….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...all weather reports were handled by Marla the Magnificent Minstrel Meteorologist, who presented the local forecast musically with the assistance of her famous Avocado Facial Scrub. Every evening... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the last thing the janitor would do in the morning was burn the chair Marla had performed on due to her being prone to…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...lose control of her sphincter muscles while singing about warm fronts. Her husband, Zeke, wasn't much better in the evacuation category either. Zeke had been known to release the flood gates at the most inopportune times. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..he would insist on a daily sponge bath not because he needed one, but because of an odd attraction to sponge bob square pants which Marla was enabling because of her attraction to Sandy Cheeks. Strange as this was, what was really weird was…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Zeke's attraction to Marla at all. In fact, he couldn't even take a cat nap after one of his many sponge baths without blissfully dreaming about his honey. On more than one occasion... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …he appeared in the form of a stallion and to his amazement… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...when he awoke he found that Marla had tried to mount him to ride him around the stable. Unfortunately for Zeke... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Marla had too much chlorine in the gene pool and tried to revive him by… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...performing a Nipplectomy on him. That was the most painful thing that Zeke had experienced since the time that Marla took a traffic sign too literally while picking him up at the mall. On that occasion... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …poor Zeke woke up to find an articulating Stihl sawzall with a hump master satisfier on the tip and a strange burning in …. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...his hind quarters. He hadn't had that feeling since elementary school when... |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
...his two classmates asked Zeke for a threesome.....
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| Mr. Mom |
| he still had nightmares about what he saw in the detention room after the teacher had left for a smoke break. This early exposure caused… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Zeke to adopt a life style that had him dating a variety of girls that were not part of mainstream Montana. In addition... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …he had some baggage from boyhood because of his dad’s ability to jack off a dozen bullets and being afraid to turn his back while being followed out to the woodpile. Poor Zeke thought this was normal for boys on the ranch but…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...really got confused after visiting Cousin Cactus Jack in Tucson one winter. At that time... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….cuss jack had his bride in the milking pen and instructed Zeke to…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...get a quart so that he could whip up a batch of pancakes from Aunt Bessie's Mix. However, before Zeke could... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….get his hands wet, the girl from the north section pulled up to show off her new tattoo. Zeke even took a picture to show the hands down at the Silver Dollar saloon. She promised to show him all of it when….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he finished giving her the trim that he had promised her (or was that the other way around?). In any event... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …it looked like it was going to be one of his better thanksgivings in a long time because… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Zeke's sister Clarise had just arrived from Pocatello and was already getting into the holiday spirit, as well as a lot of other things. She was best known for... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….blossoming at an early age. In junior high she had quite the following of young admirers who wanted to……. |
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| rfowkes |
| ..."nip her in the bud" -- as they put it, and Clarise was more than willing to oblige. Her sister, Conchetta, wasn't similarly endowed but fortunately possessed other "assets" which got her through her early years. And let's not forget... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……stepsister, Bernice, aka, “taters” whose physical attributes gave GM the inspiration for front seat airbags as well as….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...fitness guru Cousin Cindy who possessed amazing "one pack" Abs and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ..quality control inspector for the hump master corp. and while testing a new proto type of a nuclear powered Fat Man, it was found to be… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...based on an earlier design created by the Shakeela Sisters during a marathon session of Tonk. Back then it was considered desireable to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..do as Tom Jones had done and so the gals would get somewhat messy while…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...others would take care of fellas with black eyes using specialized personal techniques. Scientific studies had shown that the application of warm, tender meat to the affected area was extremely therapeudic and also... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Zeke realized it was a nice way to break the ice and usually lead to more therapy. Most of his nurses like it with the top down especially when…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the weather cooperates. However, some people also enjoyed the "top up" position, especially Junior at the football game after a couple of beers. That's why... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….beer and boobs can be a hazarded as granny found out one Saturday. This caused Grandpa… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...to question whether her job down at the Butt & Brewski in Bozeman was really a wise choice. All that totin' and drinkin' was bound to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….age a person and the new girl Tammie was outselling Granny, not an easy thing to do, serving champagne. It was time to…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...take some drastic action down at the Butt & Brewski. With all the competition between the waitresses, some of the customers were too impatient to wait for their drinks and they were... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …busy at the takeout window as well. The elk season was just about over and the hunters were getting…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...ready for their annual end of the season finger-lickin' chicken confab. Luckily the local KFC had a special on the super-duper sized bucket to go as well as... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …take and bake. The hunters knew they had to bring something home for the freezer or they could not go again next year and get away from … |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the daily grind by taking their annual vaction to Lake PuzzlePiece, which, coincidentally was located a stone's throw away from PuzzlePiece Island. In fact, people in the Great NW had a lot of vacation opportunities including... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….sun bathing as shown here with the quintessential northwest babe. One can also… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...spend a lovely summer in Minnesota, or... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….kill your native wildlife is always good clean fun, as well as…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...watching Smokey's girl friend give him a hummer in the wilderness. Unfortunately, |
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| Mr. Mom |
…her cubs were hungry and in a precious spot. In a blink of an eye….
(I’ll be off line for a few days, to let the turkey settle)
:) |
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| rfowkes |
...they were history and the only member of the clan left was cousin Clarence who thought he was a cow. Nevertheless...
(enjoy the sabbatical) |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …when Clarence smelled Penelope’s gutted salmon getting its spring cleaning, it reminded him that…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...she had always been a bit of an exhibitionist. In fact, it was said that Penny loved to show off her pussy at every opportunity. In fact... |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
..... sometimes she would show off here boobie......
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| Mr. Mom |
| …but when she saw the size of Clarence’s willy, her puss…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...ran away with a penguin and the result was a little bit unusual! Meanwhile, back in Bozeman... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….cousin Shirley had her eye on getting a new Mercedes and she knew just how to go about it. This proved to…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...be a bit more difficult than she thought so she consulted the literature for some pointers. After that she... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …consulted with an unfortunate fellow who had snitch on the mob and became an expert in her field. Next she….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...decided that she would be better off alone so she plotted to rid herself of her husband Wilbur. However... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..when she saw his new Bozeman camper “eager beaver”, she decided to… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...try a different approach. Shirley knew that Wilbur loved to go down to Butrey's Department Store to complain, so she got there before him one fine day and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….set the trap. The Madison River had other ideas for Wilber and as luck would have it he.. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...was able to use the fact that he was a bit of an airhead to his advantage and he floated all the way to Three Forks, where he encountered... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….a swingers club being held at the VFW. They didn’t seem to mind his…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...method of dumping his exes which was a bit harsh. Before Wilbur hooked up with Shirley he had been married to Prunella in Pawtucket and had left her a nasty note when he took off for the great Northwest. The Three Forks Swingers not only welcomed Wilbur with open arms but they also... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …liked his tattoo and both swingers decided to…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...initiate him into their inner circle. They secretly hoped that Wilbur wouldn't be as disappointing as former inductee, Scott Kelly, had been last time they held initiations. The Swingers had to take drastic action at that time and at the annual Bozeman/Helena homecoming game were forced to let the world how they felt about him and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..Scott’s wife, Annabelle, didn’t want to leave her friends and so they made her horse “Bulls-eye” an honorary partner for Anna. And when it came time for the midnight swap, …. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...a couple of Dandelions tried to get into the action but the whole VFW group got arrested by the Sheriff for bestiality. Luckily for them... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the pike were starting to bite and the sheriff let them off with a …. |
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