| Mr. Mom |
| …he would make a secrete deal for cheap gas in exchange for invading the competition….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...by personally donning the Official Dubya Uniform and leading the troops. After that... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …it was time to hit the lecture circuit at the Legion Posts and VFW’s and Military Posts across the states as well as…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...representing all the Senior Citizens. George Herbert and Babs must be... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….thinking of just where they went wrong, but of course it was….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...all the time that Little Dubya spent smokin' when he should have been studyin'. And this carried over into his adult life when he... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …traded Sammy Sosa to the White Sox’s and then… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...showed up at a local Wal-Mart one morning to work as a greeter and to search for Weapons of Mass Destruction. While he was there... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….he noticed his cutbacks were starting to take affect as well as…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...several items in the sporting goods department that piqued his interest. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..the demo on kickboxing reminded him of his dating days at Yale as well as…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the ballet class that he enrolled in, mistakenly believing it had something to do with ballots and elections when actually... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …it was a wrestling class given by a democrat immigrant who used Dubya to show off his pile driver maneuver, AKA the “Gas Mask”. During one of these demonstrations, Dubya got the idea to….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...start preparing his annual State of the Union address but Mrs. Middle America wasn't buying any of it. Instead... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….they could see that Dubya hadn’t paid any attention in history class, and was manipulated by his own crony’s while on vacations where all he wanted to do was drink beer in his 4-wheeler. Even…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Dubya's relatives weren't any help to him. His Uncle Edgar, while trying to help the lad actually... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….distracted Dubya from his military career with his honky tonk ways. And as usual….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Dubya was clueless about everything, including which way the wind was blowing. Because of this... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….his judgment wasn’t his best card. This was unfortunate because….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Dubya had a lot of important chices to make over the new few months and his previous methods... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….had worked when congress was fooled and threatened but this time….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the Texas Twerp and his cronies had gone too far. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the next step was martial law before his term was up. However…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Babs wasn't the only member of the family applying the pressure as the security of a lame duck presidency went to the airhead's head. And... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….brother Jeb didn’t help matters eating his weight in kumquats and hushpuppies and entering catfish wrestling contests. Meanwhile…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the people behind the scenes continued to work on Dubya's image so that... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….he might be marketable but it was turning out badly. He decided to turn the spotlight on fellow Republican’s and unleashed the Justice Dept. on…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...his partners in crime as they forged ahead to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Bubba’s house to see how the opposition was going to spin the latest scandal. The X pres seemed to be busy…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...trying to figure out the intricacies of his new "Lewinsky" toilet while... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Paul tried to sell some of the spoils to him. After a quick…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...review of all the inventory Bubba decided the only thing he really wanted to let go of was... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …….something Dubya could relate to as most of his close friends were headed to the pokey. The state of…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the Union was seriously in trouble the more that Dubya opened his mouth and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….spoke about things he had no knowledge of. He did know about vacations and….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...had even less of a clue about any form of technology but he... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….had help from the best that public money could buy. The tricks just kept on coming and….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...one of the most curious ones involved the choice of consummables in certain areas of the White House. But... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….there was always lots to do which Dubya had never anticipated doing until …… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he finally realized that somebody had to stand up for what's right in this country. Of course, as usual, he was a little confused and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….lost. It was no wonder that he…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...spent so much time in the corner. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….a few of his teachers had to give Dubya the time out he needed. His reaction to this….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...was to end up with a distorted view of history and how it applied to the country. Some blamed damage Dubya had suffered as a youth, some blamed his environment growing up and some... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….knew it was just a complete lie. Even…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the founding fathers were rolling in the graves thinking about what this guy had done to their concepts. And back in Montana... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..Dubya was looking for something he had misplaced a long time ago. Down at Mable’s “Due Drop In”, the chicken fried steaks were….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...delicious and the milk was provided by... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the same company that brought the Old Crow as well as….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the Eggplant. Also on the menu... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..warm buns straight from the waitress staff as well as…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...some interesting side dishes. However... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..the kitchen dog Gus, also known as “pre-clean” knew there were better opportunities somewhere and |
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| rfowkes |
| ...when he wasn't busy being a little bit too ambitious... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …he was flunking obedience school as well as…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...terrorizing the local snowmen. But this wasn't as bad as... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Gus’s attraction to younger exotic AKC breeds on the internet. This lead to….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...other species of animals coupling in very unusual ways for their type. Especially... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the pets of the Yuri brothers who were in the business of mating wolverines with….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...either stringbean or midget Hell's Angels. This caused... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….some bad table manners at the DeVito home where some say the man just wasn’t human. The Yuri bros. changed their business to…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...building custom Harleys for couch potatoes. Unfortunately... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..the Karamazov brothers spotted the odd mobile and proceeded to shred it to peaces. This started a turf war that….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...even got the avian population involved in the fracas. Amazingly... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …no blood was shed as a truce was called when Igor Yuri’s exerciser made a fortune. However…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...things weren't going quite as smoothly for Cousin Boris, who had a slight mishap while driving. Some thought it might be... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….because of his frisky new girlfriend Mika, who had watched every episode of Dallas and knew her way around Southfork. Others thought it might have been….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...that last sign on the side of the side which may have distracted Boris a bit. Or maybe it was... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the neighbor girl that made him take his eyes off the road. In the end it was the… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...other girl riding the bicycle that Boris passed that did him in. When they got him to the hospital... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..one of the doctors seemed to take a particular interest in Boris however…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...before Dr. K. could get his hands on Boris, Dr. Pepper stepped in and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….was interrupted by the Boris’s insurance agent that insisted on negotiating the treatment and…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...then, of course, there was the attitudinal problem that Nurse Ratchet had with all her patients which caused Boris to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….make a run for it however he picked the wrong corridor and….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...when all was said and done Boris was lucky to leave the hospital with all his parts in place. On his way back home... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….he spotted a sign which he couldn’t resist. As he walked through the door….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Boris was glad that he was one cowpoke who hadn't bothered to bathe, himself. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the next governor of Texas hadn’t bothered to clean up either and he seemed to be doing nicely with the…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...locals, especially those with the latest technology at their disposal. And Kinky loved to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….sell anything for the pick-up trucks and..... |
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| rfowkes |
| ...even vee-hicles themselves. Friedman had a special on campers for his constituents and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..some of them wanted a little extra lip service from Kinky. He was only too happy to…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...his entire constituency, even the little tykes who... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..brought their pets to his shelter liked the way he….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...treated them. On the other hand, some of the pets didn't treat the little tykes so kindly and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….soo, it was back to the ole hospital for more treatment. Kinky didn’t mind because….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...his favorite nurse, Mildred, was on duty. And... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….she was noted for her excellent bedside manner. In fact, people had been known to….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...go out of their way to request Mildred, except when she came armed with... |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
...a siringe and no clothes.........
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….but ran into the proctologist who was interested in her….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...asshole as well as more famous ones. Unfortunately... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …one of the biggest was out on the court still practicing his Kobe move so…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...when the ref asked him to "cough" he ran off the court and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …right smack into a group of rugby players from …. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...across the pond who followed the "no pain, no gain" philosophy. At least it wasn't a game of Scuba Soccer or... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….concussion soccer, which was the Japanese not saving face game plan, or the…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...ever popular "Dancing with a Sumo Star" competition where contestants would... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….try to guess what the opponents fortune cookie said. The Mississippi black and white teams sometimes…… |
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