| rfowkes |
| ...everytime he opened his mouth... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …he would say thing that sounded just a little bit off the wall and so…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...it came as no surprise at the Academy Awards when... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Dubya also got the nod for best supporting actor in “Dick does Baghdad” and…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...at the post-Oscar party those D&D boys (Dick & Dubya) decided to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …rub a boys head for luck before….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Deadeye Dick tried to communicate with the lad's father in his special version of "Wyoming Eubonics." Unfortunately... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the urban brothers could see right through his lingo as well as their attempt to be cool and this….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...position was bolstered even further when a close medical study of Dubya's makeup showed him to be a total... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..jackass, especially when they found out how much money his decisions were costing. There were rumors ….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...that Dubya was about to unveil a new economic plan to solve the Iraqi crisis but... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …but first he was confronted with his statement "We are fully prepared." Which was kind of like his “mission accomplished” statement. People were starting to wonder how he will handle the upcoming Bird Flu epidemic .... |
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| rfowkes |
| ...and the early indications were that it might come down to another series of smokescreens and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..another get out of town vacation to pass out the public’s money to buy off a country for positive news. The press can’t ask questions if Dubya’s out of town again and so… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he decided to go sky diving. Once again Dubya made the wrong choice, however, and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …further complicated matters with over fishing the oceans causing the sharks to forage the beach which….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...made some observers point out that Dubya should have just gone Water Skiing like he did in the good ole days in Crawford, Texas. On the other hand... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Dicks daughter loved to show off her new equipment in her old swim suit. It made poor Dick ……. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...so distracted that he almost stopped cleaning off his boots after another day of quail hunting. However... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ...there was a silver lining to the accident, but now he could never use that excuse again and so….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he decided to point the finger elsewhere and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….of course Dubya couldn’t remember if he had shot someone or not because of his blackouts so he just played dumb and…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...realized that this "presidential stuff" wasn't hard at all. But... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….finding a hunting partner was getting to be a problem, but at least he had his good old hunting dogs to ……. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...fill in whenever Electric Dick was undergoing treatment. Of course... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …he would not be at the investigation into the accident, but …… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he did find time to attend a spring training game while in recuperation. There he met up with... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| .....Meshullam Goldfarb who Dubya knew could be trusted not to spill the beans about his…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...drinking problem and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….poor cabinet appointments. However…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the merde really hit the fan when it was discovered where Dubya got his Veep from and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Dicks infatuation with feminine anatomy in public often….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...had him appearing in drag. Some said it was to find his feminine self. Others said it was to better understand his daughter. But most people... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ..knew that Dickey had several problems. The first indication of deviant behavior was getting his 4F deferment. Next came….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...his unorthodox solutions for some of the nation's problems. Then there was... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….dropping out of Yale because of poor grades and getting two DWI’s. The boy from Wyoming…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...then opened up the first of his many businesses after which he... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….he helped Dubya with his studies in political science and later….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...went to Hollywood to star in another one of those motion picture remakes. After that... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …he teamed up with Dubya again for a little ….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ..."hide the sausage" which reminded him a bit of his last encounter with "Six Degrees of Separation From Kevin Bacon" a.k.a. "makin' Bacon." And, of course... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..Dick and Dubya have a Bacon number of one. Meanwhile back at the ranch….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the hunting club was getting ready for its morning outing when... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….he got a call from his boss regarding a tax deduction….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...and this was followed by a call from his gaming subsidiary which was putting the finishing touches on a new product. In addition... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …there were a few fires to put out and of course…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...and tee shirts to sell, but... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ......the biggest problem was Dubya himself and this........ |
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| rfowkes |
...wasn't helped by his lack of communication skills as well as...
(sorry for the delay - somehow that auto-notifications from this site stopped sending me messages) |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the fact that people didn’t believe a word he said….Meanwhile….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...strange things were happening on the other side in preparation for 2008 and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..it looked like the GOP was up for the challenge. Hopefully…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Mrs. C. was pumping up for the task ahead as well as... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….John who was the GOP’s only salvation in 08. However |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the nation's #1 dunderhead still had a problem dealing with reality. He was a bit confused and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……was still trying to figure out what to do about the Gulf States but since… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Hillary was currently occupied training their pet dog Monica.... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….and Rudy was mending fences,…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...and Dubya was making TV appearances and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….back in Butte, spring had sprung and Henry was feeling….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...elated because it was only two weeks until the opening of the baseball season. Henry marked the occasion by taking in a pre-season game and by shaving his back in honor of his favorite player, The Babe. His wife... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …had fallen for Henry after losing a bet with….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...her local bookie, Wendell, who also was known to take Lotto action from cats as well. Ever since he had hit his head, Wendell... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….was making crop circles in his litter box. Henry interpreted this …… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...to mean that the Martians were coming, so he entered the personal UFO shelter that he had thoughtfully constructed at his work site. However... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …when his boss saw the damaged floor, he was placed in….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...charge of a detail painting stop signs, which once again showed Henry's inability to rise to the challenge. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……he was so inept that Dubya hired him to write speeches. This really …. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...got the AmVets in a lather and they reacted accordingly. At least... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …some knew how to deal with hearing the same old crap and were waiting for …… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the noise emanating from Dubya's pie hole to subside at which time... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..he should be made to answer for his misleading the country and….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...for impersonating J. Fred Muggs on numerous occasions. If seen, he should be considered... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …a monkeys uncle. His political capitol …… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...flutuated as he went back to the classroom to hone his skills. However... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….as the icing on his past victories was melting, Dubya ….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...harkened back to the days when he was receiving more favorable press and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….with Dubya in charge, things can only get worse. However….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...warming up on the sidelines... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …was another hawk, but with a brain and ….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...more likely to be gainfully employed in 2008 than Dubya. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….he was trying to stockpile some loot because he knew he was …. |
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| rfowkes |
| ..in for a long haul eventually. The day would come when... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….people would question the bailouts in unsafe areas and use the public money for ….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...furthering his own film career as well as... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..screwing up other countries besides his own. Even…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the younger generaton was beginning to catch on and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the elders were doing the same, so…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...it came as no surprise when senior citizens took matters into their own hands and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….of course there were always a few accidents that went along with guns, and so…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the Washington DC police took to posting a new type of street sign - especially in the neighborhood around Blair House. Unfortunately... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….they couldn’t control what went on down in Texas and there were whispers about putting an age limit to hunting licenses, however….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...and apparently Britney had a little more to worry about than possible complexion risks from Tricky Dickie's shotgun when she... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …was mistaken for one of the chicks down on the farm. Meanwhile…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...back in Bozeman, the local Asian restaurant was getting ready to celebrate daylight savings time by... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …eating raw clams. Down at the Big Burrito the Latino’s were getting ready by…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...offering special half-price "Caliente" meals to the kiddies and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….at the Bistros they were happy with the final course and….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the entertainment that followed. Of course this caused more than a few patrons to lose their meals and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …over in Hackensack, things were looking better when Arai started her belly dance and the Kebab’s were brought out…. |
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