| rfowkes |
| ...along with copious glasses of light beer and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….outside a son of a bush was trying to sell another dose of snake oil but…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...it soon became apparent that he wasn't exactly the greatest role model for the next generation and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..even his latest publicity campaign wasn’t going over well and so…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he decided to get on a Polish Airways Jet and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….but his luggage went with Delta. On the way…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he was forced to use a different plane for a short hop to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Adak to pick up Knuckles, the best sled cat in the far north, because….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Frosty was threatening to commit suicide and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….a squirrel is trying to pull a nut from his belly, and |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Shiela was showing off her massive buns. Yes, the world had gone wacky and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …of course it was spring break for the college kids and …. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...along with springtime came the call to, "Play Ball!" which a few guys took little too literally. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….if it wasn’t for Betty hamming it up in the San Francisco Bay, the boys of summer would be….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...concentrating a lot more on the effects of steroids on their favorite players rather than... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….making more money doing commercials for drug companies. Likewise….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...it came to light that certain popular icons had their own skeletons (so to speak) in their closets and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ...Jason was one that liked to pop pimples on Alex's face whenever he was at bat and... |
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| rfowkes |
| ...this left Alex with a bit of a vision problem and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ...and a uniform violation as well. Meanwhile…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...back home little Leroy was eating some pussy when... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..he realized what he wanted to do when he grew up, which was ….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...to tackle some mean pussy and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..make lots of money like Alex and…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Marla the eccentric milk maid who... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….made her fortune helping out the yuppie silicone set with junior as well as…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...providing attractive containers for consumers. At the same time... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …providing entertainment for junior and other kinky pleasures for the adults. The money rolled in until….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the CFO's car broke down and he tried to use the John Deere at the drive in Teller's window at the bank. This caused... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….. him to be late for his appointment with Dixie which caused …. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...her milk to sour and Baby John to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..seek nourishment elsewhere. He soon realized….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...that it sometimes pays to read the manual before... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….attempting any body work on one’s own. Speaking of which, |
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| rfowkes |
| ...when sonia was recently rear-ended she... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….had the adjuster check out her rear, but the insurance person had a hard time seeing the damage because of her ……. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...rather unique cup holder which... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| … she was told would be impossible to replace, however, the “Road Kill Insurance of Dixieland” tried. This…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...led to all sorts of interesting products including... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …… the ever popular Birthday Cake and…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...vee-hicles as well as... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …….influencing the school board to have sex Ed classes for the youngins, and…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...encouraging good ole folks to take to the highway and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….teaching kids to breed outside the family units as well as….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...conserving energy by using non-petrol appliances. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……it was suggested to stop the pajama days in elementary school because some of the boys being held back were causing…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...all sorts of problems which came to a head on Halloween when Rufus showed up as "Cocky Cowboy" and proceeded to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….light his corn cob in the gym which caused…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Carrie to almost drop her beer except for the fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Bob was adjusting the new gym equipment and stopped the beer from…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...spilling. He had some traumatic memories of spilt beer when... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..the beer girl offered to clean his balls and he had dropped a full Michelob in response to…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the unusual way she chose to address the ball. As a matter of fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Bob’s beer holder allowed for various sports to be played, even…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...though he found it even more convenient to use his emergency duo-brew holders in a pinch. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….his blogging friends thought his latest holder was ideal, and….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...was a vast improvement over earlier efforts to stow beverages while... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….over on Broke Backside Ranch, the ramrods were busy showing off their liquor in a more “in your face” way and….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...weird Charlie continued to impress with his adroit quaffing of the brew as well as... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……his sister who carried her own mini keg around which wasn’t the only thing getting tapped along with….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...a bunch of baby seals North of Alaska. In addition... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..people’s pockets were being explored by BP stations across the land as well as….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...providing a lot of stress for the average motorist because... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..the Iraq was gobbling up 50% of American oil and…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...also a significant number of fast food establishments and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …….people were trying to conserve on their energy consumption. This was causing a few accidents…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...as well as a few missing passengers. However... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Harry had to admit he was lost when he tried to get directions ….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...or try to understand the traffic lights at some intersections where... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Ernie and Annie were in the mood and couldn’t….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...wait to get to Ernie's intended destination. So when Annie decided to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….have sex with a pink pig on Bangher Street, Ernie …. |
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| EXCALIBUR |
| ...knew he had found the "Promised Land," because... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….it seemed the local girls liked older men and as he was waking up, he noticed….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Annie had moved her action into the woods where she was celebrating the holidays with the local fauna. In return... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……Ernie was at a wine sampling affair featuring a ripe, sweet, Zinfandel with full body and a fresh aroma, while…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Annie returned home to paint the redwood patio deck with the help of the neighbors' teen age son who... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….she had been daydreaming about for a few months due to…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...his preoccupation with the female anatomy since his formative years, which caused him to... |
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| EXCALIBUR |
| ...realize that a thong was not just a pair of rubber slippers. That being said... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …he continued to be a nuisance to women in general when older. However there was….. |
|
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| rfowkes |
| ...another way to handle the fairer sex so he invented a device that would... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …be easier to operate for those who were electronically challenged and placed it….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...right next to his special pillow so that he could... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …have daydreams about his first babysitter before flipping the switch for Annie to come and…. |
|
|
| rfowkes |
| ...do her master's bidding. In fact, Annie used technology to automate a lot of things in her life including... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..checking out the competition and……. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...leaving no stone unturned in her search for... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ..…her time-share condo at….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...which was just a stone's throw from a local hotel that said a lot about Richard's way with the women. In fact he was best known for his... |
|
|
| Mr. Mom |
| ….rather abrupt way of ending the evening and often would…. |
|
|
| rfowkes |
| ...wake up the next morning staring across the sheets at the most unusual partner. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …once he was asked if he would join in a three-sum, he envisioned something else so…… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he got the family cat and proceeded to... |
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| EXCALIBUR |
| ...contemplate if one or two scoops would be sufficient to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …satisfy the man with no name who had appeared in the doorway with a look of hunger and… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Big Dick knew that it was time to sneak out of town as quickly as possible so he... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….made it as far as Carols Car Wash before stopping to get the special…. |
|
|
| rfowkes |
| ..."complete" treatment which included hand washing his snake. Unfortunately, it wasn't exactly what Richard expected and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …he joined a Japanese Tekoki tag team but his shoulder gave out and he had to….. |
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