| rfowkes |
| ...turn the job over to his son, Little Richard, who was short of stature, but... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….his opponent had made certain advances to the police chief’s wife and so he was lacking in stature which ….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...didn't bother him in the least. In fact, his whole family, including the dog, were used to being the underdog in fights and they stood their ground and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….were rewarded with getting to do the pre-wash cycle as well as….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...having to wait on line Saturday nights for their turn in the bath. In fact... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the only way little Joey would submit to a bath was because of the after shower warming up that…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...was almost as cozy as Tabby's head snuggler which... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the dog liked to chew on, even though they were pals they still |
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| rfowkes |
| ...enjoyed their individual avocations. Tabby was an avid Kung Fu devotee, while Rover liked to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….think he was human and so it was…. |
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| rfowkes |
...no surprise when the Baby Tommy decided to turn the tables on Rover and...
Note: I'm still not getting e-mail notifications regarding this thread so I might not get back to you as quickly as usual. A letter to the admins here haven't gotten any response. Something is wierd. |
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| Mr. Mom |
…when Rover came home with the neighbors sign …
(Don’t worry; it’s just the NSA checking your mail…..) |
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| rfowkes |
...his cronies kept a lookout for their master so that Rover wouldn't...
(This forum must be running on autopilot since I'm not getting any response to my questions about e-mail notifications. I even started a thread in the Forum Software Feedback section and nobody has answered it. In fact, that section seems to have been idle for many, many months. This is getting to be a bit inconvenient.) |
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| Mr. Mom |
….be busted having a cool one. Perhaps…..
(Have the advertisers taken over? Lots of flashing crap now) |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the boys could convince Tabby to help them with a Beer run and, in return... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….they would let him play a few games with them, however.... |
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| rfowkes |
| ...some of the games, like "Cut the Kiwi Mouse" got a little out of hand and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….when Miss Sophie dressed up in her dog costume, the games started to spiral….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...and when Muffy tried to show Fluffy his "big bone"... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …she wasn’t too impressed due to her foot fetish. Meanwhile, back at the Half Way Inn…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Annie was busy trying to peddle her wares early in the morning when... |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
to her surprise..........
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….an old school chum showed up in the back of a sanitation truck and needed…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Baby Leroy to help him unload the merchandise and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …walk her over to the only bar in town where they….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...watched the regional finals of the Kid Balancing Olympics and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the pick ax throwing contest as well as….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...Round One of the Eiffel Tower "No Net" jump and... |
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| jp1450 |
| the Projectile Vomiting competition. But there were other things to do, like.... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..observing the winner of the “best company car” contest and also….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...the ever popular "Bobbing For Beer Bottles" event as well as... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the best custom BBQ tail-gate party car winner, and |
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| rfowkes |
| Karate Beer and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the biggest surprise contest and….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...a couple of rounds of Peek-a-boo Boobies and... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….a slow trot on Sea Biscuit and…. |
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| rfowkes |
...then the horse tried to return the favor on the company car when...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …it was time for the walk on water distance contest. Meanwhile….. |
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| EXCALIBUR |
| Annie was trying to find that dollar bill she was saving for a rainy day. Oh well... |
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| rfowkes |
| ...one must resort to all sorts of methods when running into problems in public toilets, so Annie used her ingenuity to... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..slip into the men’s room which had recently installed the Bubba signature series of porcelain as well as….. |
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| EXCALIBUR |
| ...a 24-hour around the clock security officer to insure... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….that the winner of the tip- toe contest could…… |
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| rfowkes |
...tip-toe through the tulips without any problems. Unfortunately the "two lips" she encountered weren't exact what she expected so...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …she found the author, who was frozen in a cryogenic cylinder and … |
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| andreseng |
| he called out, "Miss Vicki, please lend me your ears, as mine have....... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….but he was interrupted by “Mr. Mission- Accomplished”, who said |
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| rfowkes |
..."I'm only here because I heard about the Free Tee shirts and I...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …knew who would want such a gift as well. After all…. |
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| EXCALIBUR |
| Not many Americans can put away $1,000,000 for retirement, so... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ...you better put your money where your... |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
....where the sun don't shine, or else......
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| Abpojodick |
amazing!
wow wow I a moron |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……..on the table, or else….. |
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| laborlitigator |
| no one gets laid. . . |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….so he pulled out a few bills and ….. |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
and started looking for pussy.......
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| laborlitigator |
| when to their surprise, out jumped the. . . |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..one person who knew where….. |
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| EXCALIBUR |
| ...not quite as exiting as the new Chevy rear bumpers... |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
or the chevy front bumper
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..however, the excitement at the Ford dealer was up over the supercharger option and…. |
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| rfowkes |
...the new Presidential Model which featured...
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| highmath |
... Lil Miss Drunk on the navi welcome screen that...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ... received the evening news as well as… |
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| laborlitigator |
| Tiger Woods 2008. . . |
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| rfowkes |
...always aware of promotional opportunities as well as...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …potential hazards landing him in tight spots and…. |
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| rfowkes |
...sometimes rather extravagant scenarios which...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….would cause some men problems, however…. |
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| drjay |
| ... not the Tiger man, who's sprung over this sweet babe he married ... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……however, if you ever see him in a white Bronco…… |
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| drjay |
| ... or rolling with this dude ... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……or catching Blondie leaving large tips….. |
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| drjay |
| ... or reminiscing about the way it used to be ... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …and forgetting to pick up a dropped glove…. |
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| drjay |
| ... and getting fumed over wifey's rumored liaison with "Driftwood" ... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….he better be in L.A. where anything goes…. |
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| drjay |
| ... like a law-breaking heiress complaining that a few days in the slammer is "cruel and unfair" ... |
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| rfowkes |
...and wacky blondes do wacky things...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …and wacky men whacking blonds…. |
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| rfowkes |
...and other things which often led to...
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| rfowkes |
| ...deja vu all over again... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …when “Fortunate Son” came drifting through the open window and…. |
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| rfowkes |
...caused freaky fiery Freddie to leave the same way because...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….OJ had found out about the Zippo he had stolen and… |
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| rfowkes |
..."hypothetically" booted Freddie out the window - a term that was appearing in his vocabulary a lot more recently. And. speaking of which...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….there was a new scenario being spun in which the barking dog did it, and….. |
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| rfowkes |
...he had no intention of being taken alive. So he got in his Bronco and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …hooked up with a buddy and… |
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| rfowkes |
...his faithful companion and headed over to an Italian restaurant on Ventura Boulevard in order to...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….join in on karaoke night, however, it turned into a scene from Lost Highway… |
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| rfowkes |
...or, in a classic case of art imitating life...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …and life imitating alimony … |
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| rfowkes |
...which gave new meaning to the term, "In cold blood" as well as...
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| Mr. Mom |
| … cold cash, OJ’s stash was about to surface when… |
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| rfowkes |
...the enema of the people showed up, hastening the process and...
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