| Mr. Mom |
| ….just to be sure there wasn’t any police brutality; a specialist was brought in to… |
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...round up the "usual suspects" and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …by this time OJ decided to leave town and… |
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...pursue a career in the theater...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …and there was a rumor he was considering a remake of Ms. Spears…… |
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...until visions that even repulsed him danced through his head as he...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….had another nightmare of past Hollywood debauchery and….. |
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...the weird assortment of friends and man-servants he encountered while...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the SC faithful …. |
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| laborlitigator |
| left their homes. . . |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …in order to buy the latest sex tape, “Pam’s Honeymoon Vol.3”… |
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| rfowkes |
...which featured "Kid Rock-hard" (a.k.a. John Lovitz's evil twin) and a cast of...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….many, too many she thought as she slid into the back seat of David Lynches Austin Martin. Her silk panties made blue sparks as they slid across the pig skin hide, over to the hand where the coke spoon was waiting and….. |
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| rfowkes |
...an all too familiar friend was waiting to play...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….and the peach fuzz on her back started to get damp as his eyes went over her body like 90 grit sandpaper, always stopping at…. |
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| rfowkes |
...her most interesting feature, which...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….was her “sugar shack” in the woods where they could…. |
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| rfowkes |
...enjoy all sorts of sweet "thangs" as well as...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …giving the “Boa” some room to…. |
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| laborlitigator |
| meet Bigfoot, who was last spotted at . . . |
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| rfowkes |
...a Home Depot in Sheboygan, Wisconsin teaching Little Lulu how to...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….apply lipstick that matches…. |
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| rfowkes |
...her dress while she gives motivational speeches to...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …her brother the wrench and his girlfriend the… |
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...nut job who was two-timing him with Mr. Bolt while Wrench was...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….reading up on a get rich quick scheme ….. |
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| rfowkes |
...which involved that sexy leprechaun, Erin Go Braless and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….her friend Nora. Wrenches patent pending device ….. |
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| rfowkes |
...which along with the Sybian was featured on The Howard Stern show as well as...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ,,,, the original concept machine featuring a four speed Allison transmission and…. |
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...enough lubricant so that...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …when applied properly…. |
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| rfowkes |
...one can cure even the most severe case of pussyfinger and...
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| laborlitigator |
| . . . Iraqi war modifications, which lead to the latest. . . |
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| rfowkes |
...wierd conglomeration of vehicles to be found this side of...
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| Mr. Mom |
| GLOUCESTER, but..... |
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| rfowkes |
...that was nothing compared to what was going on down at Walden Pond where...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the GOP was rewriting the books for the layman and… |
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| rfowkes |
...planning for the future once the official gravy train comes to a halt in 2008...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….and another long nightmare would be over with Dick taking over Henrys job… |
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| rfowkes |
...adding to his trophy room and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….finally letting W know who his real father is and…. |
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| rfowkes |
...exposing his alter ego which...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …attracted an assortment of…. |
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...show business opportunities and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….other want to be hopefuls who would do anything to….. |
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| rfowkes |
...avoid association with...
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| laborlitigator |
| the Plastic Nazi group which . . . |
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| rfowkes |
...was looking towards new leadership out on the west coast and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the favorite wasn’t doing well with the minority vote so…. |
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| rfowkes |
...they formulated a game plan that would appeal to both Big Pedro and Little Pedro by...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …laying out incentives to the voting booths, which the GOP had left over from the Reagan days… |
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| rfowkes |
...and which performed the same function as hanging chads in order to...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …keep the power and …. |
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| rfowkes |
...do weird things with it while...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …switching over to the new voting machines Dubya designed himself so…. |
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| laborlitigator |
| . . . which would lead to the "magical" police state. . . |
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| laborlitigator |
| . . . where Mickey and his friends. . . |
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| rfowkes |
...could sneak up on pervs and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …make sure your son doesn’t leave his date … |
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| rfowkes |
...holding the bag after...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the local police couldn’t find the culprit… |
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| rfowkes |
...because they were currently occupied with under(wear) cover work looking for...
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| laborlitigator |
| . . . a new place to establish a marketing zone for. . . |
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| rfowkes |
...ice cream, but that plan fell through when...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …cheap labor was brought in from…. |
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| rfowkes |
...near by islands who were so hot that they melted everything in sight including...
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| laborlitigator |
| the local mountain pass, but fortunately. . . |
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| rfowkes |
...tabby remained unharmed because...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….this was number 2 of his nine lives, number 1 was… |
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| rfowkes |
...an unfortunate incident on a road bike where...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …tabby encountered a crazed steroid woman… |
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| rfowkes |
...whose "before" picture you wouldn't believe unless you...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ....saw the after. because..... |
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| rfowkes |
...not everyone sucks at golf, especially...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …men that can drive the ball….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...while wrestling a different type of tiger as well as... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ....saying a glove in the hand is worth…. |
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| rfowkes |
...two in the Bush while...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …it was business as usual…. |
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| rfowkes |
..in the local urinal where...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Y.A. ended up after Big John…. |
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| rfowkes |
...dripped blood squeezed from a turnip all over his head during...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …a hearing designed to satisfy criticism of…. |
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| rfowkes |
...some of his football play calling. Even the youngest of fans...
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| laborlitigator |
| . . . couldn't see this coming. . . |
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| Mr. Mom |
| .....However, Andy should have noticed the Rockets…. |
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| rfowkes |
...red glare, and bombs bursting in air...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….were proof that the Borg were still ….. |
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| rfowkes |
...trying to rid themselves of that "aluminum look" image that was now so popular with...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …tinsel town and of course…. |
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| rfowkes |
...in many other parts of the world (so to speak) where...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the rising oceans were starting to… |
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| rfowkes |
...attract all sorts of...
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| Mr. Mom |
| .... equestrian types and other… |
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| rfowkes |
...politicians who...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …would say anything….. |
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| rfowkes |
...to polish their image while...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….waiting for the top fat cat job…. |
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| rfowkes |
,,,so that his illegitimate son could...
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