| Mr. Mom |
| …..,with a little help, promote boxing and…. |
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| rfowkes |
...other role model building activities so that...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….he’d be ready when… |
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| rfowkes |
...sub-prime mortgage failures cause...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….tax right-offs for the mortgage companies and… |
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| rfowkes |
...other greedy B@stards who...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….choke every year because they don’t… |
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| rfowkes |
...bask in the comfort of chemical induced...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….foreplay while… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...world leaders just sat idly by, playing with... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the gene pool so that… |
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| rfowkes |
...advances abound worldwide. Of course, there are always a small number of notables who just can't seem to get a handle on progress so they...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….stick to tried and true….. |
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| drjay |
| ... except when it's time to look "pretty in pink" ... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …or rough in rawhide... |
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| drjay |
| ... or preparing for the coronation of Her Majesty Queen Hillary ... |
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| rfowkes |
...while also comparing bad hair days with...
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| drjay |
| ... the newest Breck Girl, John Edwards ... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …should realize that partitioning unruly hair is the only way to…. |
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| rfowkes |
...stop the madness polluting our airwaves and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..retire with some dignity…. |
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| rfowkes |
...or risk the chance of a checkered past brought to light when...
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| Mr. Mom |
| … he refuses to buy AOL stock in his 401(k). Meanwhile… |
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| EXCALIBUR |
| ...the debate raged on about how to best transport cherries to market, when suddenly... |
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| rfowkes |
...Harvey came up with a great marketing plan for...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….his fledgling co-op …. |
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| rfowkes |
...and in answer to his burning question received more than he could handle when...
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| EXCALIBUR |
| ...all the outlaws were put on notice there was a new sheriff in town, so... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Babs yelled “Gin” and I was forced to… |
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| rfowkes |
...have car sex that was completed different than I had envisioned because...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ...of the indecision of which tap had the better…. |
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| rfowkes |
...milkshake was answered by "Mr. Penis" when he...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….shot the biggest rack of the season which gave him the bragging rights to…. |
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| rfowkes |
...bragging rights to "The most unusual rack of 2007," a position formerly held by Uncle Edmund's weird knife rack and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …taxidermy emporium where his latest creation was on display…In the backyard…. |
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| rfowkes |
...Scrat was getting ready for another day of defending the American Way of Life while...
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| eujinc |
| ... his siblings were dueling to the death for supremacy over ... |
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| rfowkes |
...who would get the next sip out of the bottle. Meanwhile...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Edmund’s daughter Daisy was in the cheese vat up to her….. |
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| rfowkes |
...bippy while getting plastered. She even wrote a song about it with her friend Graham and they both...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …received free tickets to the Packers game after dipping her…. |
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| rfowkes |
...various interesting body parts into some nice molten Wisconsin Cheddar. Of course, this practice among the women led to all sorts of unexpected reactions, even at the highest level of government when the following message was intercepted by...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the first lady and was quoted by an unnamed source as saying, “those frog bit*hes always have their noses in the air”. Texan ladies are more down home and …. |
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| rfowkes |
...even formed an organization to commemorate their...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …first bald beaver. Speeches at the lodge included such inspirational classics as, read my lips, coalition of two… |
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| rfowkes |
...and
which was followed by the sound of... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …putting another star on another airport and…. |
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| rfowkes |
...then having to face opinionated Uncle Jack who...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …wrote the book about interrogating POW’s for Saddam and Bush while…. |
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| rfowkes |
...serving some time in the joint. He also...
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| rfowkes |
...making the public to come up with creative ways to raid the piggy bank in order to...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …keep the dream going so….. |
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| rfowkes |
...his daughter wouldn't have to keep coming up with creative ways to make ends meet while at the same time...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……Dubya has just given the chairman the new missile contract in exchange for his new coat, while….. |
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| rfowkes |
...Laura was back home training for the hard road ahead after 2008 when...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..the truth is revealed and…. |
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| rfowkes |
Dubya's dreams come true when...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……his new appointment to the Guantanamo bay prison stopped by to say… |
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| rfowkes |
...that he was instituting changes in the prison population so that he could...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….finally find out where those WMD where hidden and save Dubya’s….. |
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| rfowkes |
...ass and all the accessories designed to...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..hide Dubya’s exit strategy, meanwhile…. |
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| rfowkes |
...back at the Oasis...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the good Doctor was selling A-Bombs to India in exchange for…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...some high capacity commuter trains to be used as... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| ……a barrier along the Mexican border as well as…. |
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| rfowkes |
...providing raw material for barriers of another kind in case...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the big bubba happened to return to the white house. They would be standard issue to…. |
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| rfowkes |
...Bubba and his illegitimate son William Jr. in order to...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …. keep the image of an American Presidential family ….. |
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| rfowkes |
...such that special interest groups don't sway the election and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Hillary was willing to be VP….. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...as long as Big Al kept out of the race and busied himself inventing the Internet and scaring little children while he... |
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| rfowkes |
...Mom and sis returned from the Festival with...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….a copy of his favorite book and… |
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| rfowkes |
...a most unusual predicament caused by...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Vidal trying to teach “old quitter” how to fetch fish, furthermore….. |
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| rfowkes |
...ever since Quitter had accidentally caught that renegade swordfish he always made sure to...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …have Hillary’s running mate near by because she could handle….. |
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| rfowkes |
...any questions that came up regarding qualifications for office as well as...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …taking over Condi’s job of manning the pooper-scooper and…. |
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| rfowkes |
...keeping the boys interested back in...
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| EXCALIBUR |
| ...the woods, but remember to never let them catch you with your pants down, otherwise it could... |
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| rfowkes |
...not only bring back pleasant memories of the infamous "Thong" thread, but some of the nightmares as well which might lead to...
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| EXCALIBUR |
| ...a serious increase in alcohol consumption, which might not be... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …. Lindsay’s best path. Meanwhile…. |
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| rfowkes |
...also contemplating the ravages of alcoholism was...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …old Elam who’s wondering eye….. |
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| rfowkes |
...and illegitimate son both...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …lusted their adolescent life over Suzanne and… |
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| rfowkes |
...her "stoop to conquer" friend Robert who...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …liked to talk on the phone along with Lily…. |
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| rfowkes |
...Lucy, and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Little Ricky, who was now doing what the 1950 kids did in college…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...and something that he had inherited from his cousins... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …which all the girls seemed to admire the size of and…. |
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| rfowkes |
...upon closer examination discovered that...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …even as a child, he was abnormally…. |
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| rfowkes |
...less endowed than a financially struggling college. In fact, one of his early conquests, Condy, testified that he...
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