| Mr. Mom |
| …wasn’t as big as her usual WMD, but Sally thought he was just fine and… |
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...even had the tools at home in case he wasn't...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …eager, which made him angry when she |
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...wouldn't buy his pre-mating ritual and would...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …hang on his younger brother Fred, whenever he came to visit. Also…. |
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...Sally wasn't the only one into unusual "three-ways." Ricky had discovered the most unusual pair of twin sisters who...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …used him in the most perverted manner possible which caused …. |
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...his private parts to diminish to Lilliputian proportions and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …question just what else was in those B-12 shots because….. |
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...this wasn't the first time that one of his family members had...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …received human growth hormones… |
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...although very often the results were unexpected and caused...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..abnormal behavior and delusions of grander, still…. |
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...these delusions of grandeur extended to the family cat as well who...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….upon reaching their 9th life… |
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...started acting like Joe Perry and/or Steven Tyler and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..Ted was aching to join so…. |
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| rfowkes |
| ...he stripped down to his skivvies and started trying out a few licks before... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …heading down to the border for a little plunking and… |
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...dunking which was caused by...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …realizing he had spent the weekend with Joan, not the alien which… |
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| rfowkes |
| ...was actually the lesser of three evils as long as Melissa was in the mix while... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …his regular 2 am squeeze didn’t like the way she was forced to ….. |
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...hide the true meaning of her nocturnal visits and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …also didn’t like the way little Ricky looked at the working girls when….. |
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...they tried to emulate their favorite partaker of Cuban Cigars who...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …like some of her friends, had to resort to convenience store procurement because of the sub-prime mess….. |
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...and even the little tykes got a piece of the action because...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the girls were getting younger and…. |
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...more brazen while also...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….able to soften the toughest tube steak while… |
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...showing all her wares to...
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| Mr. Mom |
| … get a taste of Tony’s big…. |
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...nutty sausage holders while...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Little Ricky was ready with the Heimlich maneuver if Lola started to gag on the… |
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...straw that he was forced to use for air while looking for the mustard in...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..such a way that got to be a problem when….. |
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..."Jaws" got hold of Uncle Lenny's personal wiener and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Lenny’s gal tried to get it back but ended up…… |
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...using the wrong type of bait which caused...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Lenny to get another blast of oxide before…. |
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...it was discovered that he had been faking his "affliction" after all. This resulted in ...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….joining the Republican Party because….. |
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..he had heard that some of their presidential candidates wanted to grab the Elephant and certain members of the gay population by the balls and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …treat them as "enemy combatants". Along with them would be….. |
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...applicants for the "Castratti Chorus" including one poor chap who was the victim of an overzealous knife wielder who went overboard when he...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …started with a tummy tuck and just couldn’t stop. Meanwhile…. |
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...some of the good doctor's other patients...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….had mixed results, however, the two things he was really good at…. |
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...dealing with gigantic pears as well as...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….bipolar men and…. |
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... near-sighted polar bears who wander out onto ice floes and really could use bifocals. Meanwhile, back on dry land...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …a pair of cats were getting their whiskers wet …. |
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...while some of the more affluent felines were able to...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …drive a preacher to drink with their crude … |
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...big pussies and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …wrap their lips around Joltin’ Joe’s Louisville slugger, while…. |
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..."Mr. Coffee" was pitchin' his favorite brew machine to...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….Mrs. Olsen who was busy trying to… |
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...get the twins to behave and to stop...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …being in denial and get to rehab…. |
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...like so many other...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …men who have woke up to discover…. |
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...that they didn't measure up where it counts and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| … so they were forced to pick up anybody they could catch and…. |
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...throw back the really ugly ones because...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …there were plenty of good time girls out there…. |
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...who could be had for much less than the seven star Emperor's Club beauties and who would...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …like to travel and…. |
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...hit all the hot spots and points west while...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..Sir Paul was thinking of all the seven star girls 30M would have fetched…. |
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...especially if he stuck with his one-legged party girl strategy while...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …refining his technique of painting just their ass using….. |
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...his special brush technique and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….balanced subject matter and…. |
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...emergency visits to his barber and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the queen, pleading to put Heather in the Tower and…. |
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...even offering to chip in on the cost of a commemorative one-legged tower if Her Majesty would agree to...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …let Mike Meyers be the next PM and…. |
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...shag everything in sight, including the shag carpet and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….the nosey neighbor …. |
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...and even "Mr. T-shirt of 1949" as well as...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …various herbivores he found in the Cotswold’s….. |
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...after practicing at home with a...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …fellow Abu Ghraib guard, he decided he was ready for….. |
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...prime time on TV as a centerfold for...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….a remake of the “Leave it to Beaver” staring Britney as Ms. Cleaver and… |
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...Little Ricky Schroeder as "The Beav" who...
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| Mr. Mom |
| , not unlike Mr. Cleaver, played by David, swings both ways, in this modern adaption. |
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Meanwhile, back at the Alamo another Bowie was busy laying down all sorts of new rules while...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….people went to see the only attraction in town which…. |
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...still got a rise out of ol' Granny while she...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …traded her heels for roller blades and…. |
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...kept in shape by religiously adhering to her warm up routine before...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …hitting the local tribe’s casino buffet and… |
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...following that up with a rousing night at the saloon with...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …the King of pain, “Baghdad Dick” who loves a good game of…. |
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Segue Racing to try to prove to the world that he gives a damn about...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …standing tall for his fellow constituents while… |
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...still finding time to co-star in a remake of...
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