| Mr. Mom |
| …The King and I, with Rummy as the leading…. |
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| rfowkes |
...candidate for the role of Dick Cheney in a new shooter film....
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| Mr. Mom |
| …. “The Bush Legacy” written by … |
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| rfowkes |
...the folks at Mad Magazine and...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …special effects by Alberto…. |
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| rfowkes |
...who was known to electrify the crowd when...
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| midnightMDX |
....people in the streets started to protest the film and.....
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| Mr. Mom |
| ...Dubya promised Florida to.. |
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| rfowkes |
...the Seminoles several centuries too late...
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| midnightMDX |
...which is now overcrowded by senior citizens arrving by the bus load....
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| rfowkes |
...to let their motives be known to the world loud and clear so that...
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| midnightMDX |
.... so todays youth would rally together in a show of.....
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| rfowkes |
...strength in a most unusual fashion because...
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| midnightMDX |
... of a new stimulus package offered by...
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| rfowkes |
...some vitamin manufacturers to prepare future "E.D." males for what eventually awaits them when...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….they lose their way…. |
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| rfowkes |
...while being pursued by...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….a revengeful critter…. |
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| midnightMDX |
.. who only wanted his cut of....
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| rfowkes |
...the stash because he had a very big...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ....appetite for.... |
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| rfowkes |
...certain foods which...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …when bitten into cause… |
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| midnightMDX |
...lips to turn green and....
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| rfowkes |
...strange floral growths to appear on one's...
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| midnightMDX |
...body. The only cure is ...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….a death-star blast of D.C. and…. |
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| rfowkes |
...a visit from the geriatric Mr. M who...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …was waiting for the best man to run against…. |
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| rfowkes |
...him, perhaps his namesake or perhaps...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …history and old men can’t change… |
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| rfowkes |
...their swim trunk habits even though...
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| midnightMDX |
... new changes were being made to attract...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …..the Fire Island boys as well as…. |
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| midnightMDX |
... sexy locals, but the public was not ready for...
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| rfowkes |
...the next beachwear fashion statement which...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …when looked at closely…. |
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| midnightMDX |
... was not as it seemed. Groups of....
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| rfowkes |
...Large Ladies were the perfect wet dream for Big Surfers who...
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| midnightMDX |
...enjoyed facing the dangers of...
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| rfowkes |
...the infamous shark pussy which...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …will bite anything that…. |
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| midnightMDX |
.., looks like a rare delicacy offered by...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …Huma, right before she licks her….. |
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| rfowkes |
...chops thinking about...
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| midnightMDX |
..how to please Bills....
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….desire to use tanks on citizens while… |
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| rfowkes |
...also saying "tanks" for the memories and...
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| midnightMDX |
...getting his horn blown in front of ....
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| rfowkes |
...witnesses, even though there were clear regulations prohibiting...
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| midnightMDX |
..no u-turns, but law enforcement was busy doing...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …stain collection 101, and Bubba wishing she had swallowed, instead of…. |
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| midnightMDX |
smoking his Cigar which smelled like...
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| rfowkes |
...something as fishy as O.J.'s...
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| midnightMDX |
...book, which told details of....
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| Mr. Mom |
| …his first little episode at USC during a panty raid and… |
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| rfowkes |
...his brief and questionable career as a hand model for...
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| midnightMDX |
..the Police department which has a new line of....
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| Mr. Mom |
| …hurdles proposed by the trial lawyers association…. |
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| rfowkes |
...because as any good barrister knows...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….sooner or later everyone needs…. |
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| midnightMDX |
...to get a good look at themselves to see...
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| rfowkes |
...how they really look to...
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| midnightMDX |
..make a bad situation into a good one by...
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| rfowkes |
...getting so drunk that...
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| midnightMDX |
..they create new works of art inspired by...
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| Mr. Mom |
| ….girls with pearl earrings as well as…. |
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| midnightMDX |
...hackers trying to...
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| rfowkes |
...advise presidential candidates how to...
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| Mr. Mom |
| …have sex in the city without…… |
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| drjay |
| ... a raincoat, rubber, jimmy hat, wrapper, trojan, condom, or whatever else you call it ... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| …and with that bit of advice, Jack predicted Lakers in 5, if…. |
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| rfowkes |
...anyone actually gave a damn about this boring "sport" which has become...
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| midnightMDX |
.. a intense debate match between...
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| rfowkes |
...players who talk about themselves in the third person and crooked refs who cause the commissioner no end of consternation while...
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| midnightMDX |
... other great sports are catching our attention as well as ...
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| rfowkes |
...some more obscure sports such as Garbage Can Racing and...
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| midnightMDX |
....Segway polo which was sponsored by...
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