| laborlitigator |
After reading Bling's posting for Murano's story thread, let's start our very own. . .
Let's begin:
Once upon a time. . . |
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| azfansinnc |
| ...there was an Acura MDX message board... |
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| DEZRVIT |
| where MDX owners could... |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
| learn, laugh, and play |
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| BLACK-BLING-MDX |
| while driving around in their |
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| hammermdx |
| MDX's, looking for other members..... |
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| azfansinnc |
| to share their experiences... |
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| KingBmdxFLIP22 |
| with other people who.. |
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| Skewbeedeaux |
| share the same interests and... |
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| phins2rt |
| couldn't readily comprehend the driving prowess of this vehicle. Then one day... |
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| Wazowski |
| one of the MDX owners decided to take the MDX out on a date. |
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| laborlitigator |
| So he drove down to "Soundview" section of the Bronx. . . |
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| BLACK-BLING-MDX |
| and did the naughty with... |
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| mdxxxx |
| .. the honey he met at the ... |
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| BLACK-BLING-MDX |
| strip club. (not me) 9 months later... |
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| mdxxxx |
| ... his 'friend' told him.... |
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| laborlitigator |
| there are many treatment for Herpes symplex 3. |
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| phins2rt |
| So off he went to the... |
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| BLACK-BLING-MDX |
| gynecologist :eek: (uh oh) where she |
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| laborlitigator |
| performed an oral body cavity seach. |
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| phins2rt |
| After a vigorous toothbrushing, the doctor exclaimed... |
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| EXCALIBUR |
| Wear a thong so you can floss after every meal... |
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| Wazowski |
| To get his mind off of things, he then decided to go camping where he could take his MDX for some off-road fun. |
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| mdxxxx |
| So he went home and packed his bags, and... |
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| hockeyplayer |
| set off on his trek when all of a sudden... |
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| mdxxxx |
| ... he heard a noise... |
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| KingBmdxFLIP22 |
| and found out that the "honey" he met was some kind of crazy... |
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| hockeyplayer |
| and seems that watching him drive was turning her on to the point that she.... |
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| mdxxxx |
| started taking off... |
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| Dale MDX |
| ...his rear wheels to find the source of that brake clicking noise, but instead... |
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| KingBmdxFLIP22 |
| the MDX was on neutral on a hill so the MDX... |
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| laborlitigator |
| crashed through a home full of French foreign legion defectors. |
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| DEZRVIT |
| After cleaning blood and guts off the bumper (which was made easy because of all the Zaino he had applied) he... |
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| laborlitigator |
| took out dental floss and began to clean his gums. |
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| mdxxxx |
| only to find that.... |
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| laborlitigator |
| he left his keys in the X, so. . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| he reached in his wallet to get the AAA card key, and low and behold, he discovered.... |
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| KingBmdxFLIP22 |
| his card had expired so.. |
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| laborlitigator |
| he decided to break the window on his X to get in. He had to choose which window to break. |
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| feliz |
| Breaking the right rear window, the alarm started sounding. |
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| mdxxxx |
| and the the neighbor came to the window and said... |
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| greatscot |
| " . . . hey, what's that noise, a helicopter?" |
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| mdxxxx |
| ... the man replied by saying... |
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| hockeyplayer |
| mind your own business before I.... |
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| oceanMDX |
| ....let in another goal...;) |
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| laborlitigator |
| "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" enunciated the Spanish announcer. |
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| greatscot |
| When Brazil scored their third goal . . . |
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| KingBmdxFLIP22 |
| The fans started beating each other up.. |
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| hockeyplayer |
| so he decided to head somewhere safer where he could.. |
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| BLACK-BLING-MDX |
| call the worthless TLC of Acura. When the lady picked up, he said... |
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| feliz |
| can you do something to help |
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| laborlitigator |
| She replied |
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| mdxxxx |
| "please state the nature of your emergency..." |
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| feliz |
| I can't start my MDX and I'm surrounded by.... |
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| hammermdx |
| As he woke up he realized it was just a bad dream...... |
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| laborlitigator |
| Then a voice out of the sky said, |
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| oceanMDX |
| your transmission is working just fine... |
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| laborlitigator |
| With that assurance, |
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| oceanMDX |
| The RobSJ interjected and claimed that it had to be broken... |
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| laborlitigator |
| With that, the following members started to grab weapons, first it was |
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| hockeyplayer |
| the local Acuramdx.org enforcer BLACK-BLING-MDX who decided... |
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| mdxxxx |
| enough is enough. He then contacted oceanMDX, who said... |
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| oceanMDX |
| ...god is right that the transmission is okay. That's a fact and here's the link to prove it... :2: |
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| mdxxxx |
| however, Rob disputed the claims, and pointed out that... |
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| laborlitigator |
| a chain link that is from the Black-Bling MDX. . . :yodaddy: |
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| mdxxxx |
| who became upset because... |
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| greatscot |
| his X was more BLING than his Murano because . . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| of the fantastic color, and.... |
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| greatscot |
| the Navigation system was . . . |
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| laborlitigator |
| two dixie cups and a string. |
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| mdxxxx |
| ... along with scotch tape... |
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| greatscot |
| . . . and an old army compass that pointed to . . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| the opposite direction... |
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| mdxxxx |
| These "Magnetic Flip-Flops" also caused... |
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| oceanMDX |
| the electronic compass in my MDX to point in the wrong direction... Acura customer care then rejected my warranty claim since... |
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| mdxxxx |
| 1. Acts of nature are not covered, and... |
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| oceanMDX |
| 2. Acura thinks our problems are funny, however.... |
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| laborlitigator |
| A bunch of albino rabbits jumped in front of us jarring the X's navigation back into calibration. |
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| greatscot |
| However those albino rabbits were breeding in the cargo liner . . . |
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| oceanMDX |
| and those rabbits were going at it so hard that they dented Laborlitigator's fender... |
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| laborlitigator |
back into place.
(I wish) |
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| feliz |
| Well, the rabbits multiplied and multiplied until.......... |
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| greatscot |
| they filled the whole MDX . . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| causing unsightly stains on from the cargo tray to the all season floor mats, and... |
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| laborlitigator |
| Fabreze didn't work. . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| so then he went to plan B, which was... |
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| EXCALIBUR |
| yadda yadda yadda... |
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| mdxxxx |
| meaning he forgot what he was going to do in the first place, so he just went in the house and.... |
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| laborlitigator |
| logged onto AcuraMDX.org |
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| mdxxxx |
| ...and began to read about the new point system. He scratched his head and declared... |
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| laborlitigator |
| "My head hurts, I'm going to some porn sights." |
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| hockeyplayer |
| "I need to find that site that Paul123 and Excalibur find all their porno pics" he thought so... |
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| laborlitigator |
| But at that very moment, his significant other walked into the room. . . |
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| mdxxxx |
| ... in a teddy, sat down beside him, put her arms around him while giving him a kiss and said softly... |
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| feliz |
| "what's Excaliber's phone number?" |
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| oceanMDX |
| Astonished and disappointed, he told her to go to AcuraMDX.org and look it up herself... |
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| feliz |
| Then he remembered, she was illiterate and unable to read. |
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| oceanMDX |
| so he said, "it's okay honey, I just go there for the pictures myself." |
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