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JMT2003
Okay, it goes like this…

Describe a great or worthless feature. We have all been there… You smile, nod your head, and say to yourself, N-I-I-I-ICE ! :D

Then make a post in the form of a question… (i.e. you pull off and you hear that long beep. Question, “What is your driving with your parking brake engaged, you idiot:twak:????”

Only post if you can contribute a new description.
JMT2003
At night, you pull off after some mall shopping and for no apparent reason the dome lights illuminate.:confused:
catzx6
What is having a door ajar?


New one:
You're driving along when all of a sudden the windshield wipers come on.
JMT2003
What is the auto windshield wiper feature?

You make an aggressive U turn in the rain, but the X gives you strange feedback.
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JMT2003
What is the VSA feature?


It's snowing and some jerk cuts in front of you, so you slam on the brakes........as the X responds you feel and hear some kind of grinding noise.
hammermdx
What is the ABS kicking in?

You start the X in the morning, put it in reverse and press the brake pedal. You hear this strange sound and think WTF?
JMT2003
What are the brake pads making the click clack sound?

After your wife drops off some shopping bags in the X, She tries to return to the mall, but calls you on the cell to tell you the remote will not lock the X, WTF!
hammermdx
What is the rear hatch is still open?

When coming to a stop you hear this sloshing sound.
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JMT2003
What is the gas tank sloshing noise?

You have just washed and waxed the X and need to make a corner store run. After picking up that winning lottery ticket, you make your way back to the X to find water on the freshly polished doors.
:3:
hammermdx
What are the weeping mirrors?

When the tempature is above 70 degrees, you hear a ticking noise from the drivers front side?
HARDROCK
What is caused by bad welds in the shock tower?

Where things which fall in are never found...
hockeyplayer
What is "the pit" otherwise known as the space between the drivers seat and the center console?


You take a turn slowly and notice the seat moves
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hammermdx
What are bad seat rails?

You notice nicks all over the pillar beacuse of the crummy way the seatbelt retracts.
XStatic
What happens when you have hard plastic seat belt latches with sharp flashing on the back side and the vehicle is made with a soft plastic where the latch rests when not in use?

When you want to know the time of day and someone says "Hide hotels".
HARDROCK
What the new voice recognition nav system might think you said when it doesn't reccognize your voice command.

You get less than you thought you would but more than an H2 has to offer.

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