| Ginger, Maryann, or Lovey?
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| 737Pilot |
It is remarkable how many guys will say Mary Ann. What’s with that? How could a healthy heterosexual look at those pasty thighs, painted-on freckles, and Lil’ Abner outfit and say, “Oh, yeah, gimme’ some of that!”? Especially in light of what’s behind door number three. Ginger: Movie star, sex symbol. Those lips, that hair, those eyes .... The producers didn’t seem to think there was any gray area here. You’ll note in the now-famous original theme song that Mary Ann and that dullard the Professor aren’t even mentioned by name. On the other hand, everything comes to a screeching halt to introduce the “Mooooovie Star.” Ask yourself: who was always featured nude behind that little camp shower? Who had an evening dress made out of the sail form the Minnow? Talk about symbolism. That sail could be used to cover the giant hole in the side of the boat, but hey, who cares? It looks so much better covering Ginger’s hole.
So it comes down to a question of self-esteem. A guy’s gotta ask himself, “Can I handle a woman like Ginger?” Sadly, for many the answer is going to be no. Sure you may be hot sh*t on the island, but back in Hollywood she’ll start running with her old crowd, Bill Holden, Judy Garland, Errol Flynn. There will be all night orgies, drunken cruises, lots of pills, lots of booze, and very little time for one-on-one sexual fulfillment.
It’s life in the fastlane, Hollywood style, either you hold on or you fall off, and you know deep down it’s just a matter of time ‘til she moves on to the next guy. Still, you’ll always have the island, and there’s really no such thing as a bad drunken Hollywood orgy on a Yacht. Who knows, maybe you’ll get a pilot out of the deal. The point is you took your turn at bat.
On the other hand, you’ve got the country bumpkin. Dumb and loyal as an old hound dog, and about as sexy. Sure she’s got the whole pigtail thing going for her and she can cook those coconut cream pies, but how long do you think she’ll be able to get her fat country a*s into those short-shorts? Once you get her off that island and she discovers that Wal Mart sells caramel-coated popcorn and malted milk balls in economy milk cartons, you can count the days on your feed store calendar.
So the Skipper marries you on the island, because it’s a sure thing you ain’t getting’ no a*s ‘til she gets a ring, on loan from Mrs. Howell no doubt. She moves into your hut, which is really no big deal since she only has the one outfit. It goes without saying she’ll have dinner on the table at 6 o’clock, but after a week or two her mindless comments and longing for Kansas will have you swimming for Hawaii. |
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| EXCALIBUR |
| You just gotta love Mary Ann:10: |
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| 737Pilot |
| Thanks, I'm trying to include photos but without success so far! |
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| robrecht |
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Originally posted by EXCALIBUR
You just gotta love Mary Ann:10:
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| Warzau |
| i was going to post that thread....... |
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| imraw |
| OMG, how can it be anyone but Mary Ann? Not only was she great looking back then, but she still rocks today. If Playboy would just release the Dawn Wells pictoral. That would be their number one seller. NO DOUBT. And, it can almost be confirmed that Mary Ann was especially partial to doggie style!!! |
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| EXCALIBUR |
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Originally posted by imraw
And, it can almost be confirmed that Mary Ann was especially partial to doggie style!!!
Woof! Woof! :bootyshak |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
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Originally posted by imraw
OMG, how can it be anyone but Mary Ann? Not only was she great looking back then, but she still rocks today. If Playboy would just release the Dawn Wells pictoral. That would be their number one seller. NO DOUBT. And, it can almost be confirmed that Mary Ann was especially partial to doggie style!!!
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| jowardb |
| Maryann, all the way:10: |
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| BWSmith201 |
| Agreed. No question. |
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| mkmojay |
| It is almost like picking Janet from Three's Company. Except I guess Mrs. Howell would be Mrs. Roper... |
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