| tonsaphun |
| What do you think if guy shaves his underarm? Acceptable? How about anywhere else? |
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| rvehock |
| Not very manly to shave your armpits IMHO:eek: |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
Guys in bodybuilding do, they shave there chest, back, legs.
If you have the body, then why not, I guess. |
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| MDteX |
| Shouldn't this be in the off-topic section? I actually think this should be off the forum! :D |
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| tonsaphun |
I don't know....I thought it was everything goes????
Don't you think it looks cleaner....shaved? |
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| msu79gt82 |
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Originally posted by tonsaphun
Don't you think it looks cleaner....shaved?
:wtf: :yodaddy: :headslap: :twak: :bonk: :32: :28: :1pat: :flush: :ucrazy: |
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| zafer |
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Originally posted by tonsaphun
How about anywhere else?
Face is ok. Also ladies don't enjoy having to floss out hair.... |
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| tonsaphun |
I didn't know there was an off-topic forum. Now I know...thanks.
Zafer: You saying what I'm thinking......do you wax or shave? |
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| zafer |
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Originally posted by tonsaphun
....do you wax or shave?
:eek: :behead: :ucrazy:
....ever heard of WHAL #4 ???? |
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| phins2rt |
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Originally posted by zafer
:eek: :behead: :ucrazy:
....ever heard of WHAL #4 ????
zafer,
Did you mean WAHL instead of WHAL??:D |
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| zafer |
| :32: Thanx Ma`am. :rolleyes: I'm guessing you're husband has one? |
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| laborlitigator |
| Armpits. . . can't do it. . . |
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| gdot |
| Hmmm, wouldn't it tickle when it starts growing out? :eek: |
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| jswift2000 |
Armpits? Holy sh!t. I never thought I would see a thread on this forum about shaving armpits.
:wtf: :shizhap: :whathap: |
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| TheyCallMeBruce |
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Originally posted by zafer
Face is ok. Also ladies don't enjoy having to floss out hair....
One benefit of drinking in mixed company is that I get to hear things I normally wouldn't. It appears that the consensus is that women prefer to "play with hairless toys" but that to shave anywhere else aside from that and the face is an unmanly turnoff. The exception of course, are competitive bodybuilders, because women are willing to exchange hair on a man for chiseled muscles all over, the most important section being the abs, and pubic hair just messes up that area.
Hey, it not my opinion, just what I hear from 6-8 women aged 23-48. I've also been told by a couple of gym guys that do this that the trick is to gradually go at it a little at a time so that you neither freak out yourself, nor your partner. Aside than being a high-maintenance routine, they say it has the same "clean" look we appreciate on women - I guess with this topic, it swings both ways - er, I mean what's good for the gander is good for the goose? If you don't believe its universally accepted, checkout some recently produced adult videos (professional, not amateur stuff) and see for yourself. You're not going to see pubic hair on anyone.
Yes, this needs to go into "off-topic forum". Maybe we need a forum for adult-oriented topics, like thongs, floss, and sexual hygiene practices. |
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| Warzau |
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Originally posted by TheyCallMeBruce
Yes, this needs to go into "off-topic forum". Maybe we need a forum for adult-oriented topics, like thongs, floss, and sexual hygiene practices.
it's been in the off topic forum for a couple of days already.:4: |
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| zafer |
| Why the heck was this discontinued here, but is still avail in Canada? :confused: I need some refills.... |
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| DaleB |
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Originally posted by zafer
Why the heck was this discontinued here, but is still avail in Canada? :confused: I need some refills....
http://search.ebay.com/Schick-prote...rectZ1QQfromZR8
Did you try Ebay? Just picked up Gillette blades there at a great price. |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
zafer
please don't post any pics of yourself in the "hottest thong thread"
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| hammermdx |
| LOL...this thread takes the cake!:7: |
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| trixie |
| Having scored only one point in the SI Heterosexual test a few month ago, I can't imagine shaving my armpits. For that matter, I don't want to know anyone who would consider the act to be anything other than gross. What's next, one shaved eyebrow? I'll give a break to professional body builders, but that's it! |
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| frostyra |
| Zafer, I got 60 Protector blades thru ebay, and several of the razors through 1-800-shavers. I think it's absolutely stupid that Schick discontinued the Protector razor. Nice to know it's still available in Canada, though. |
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| hondacuraworld |
I use a Gillette Mach 3........
..........on my face. |
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| DaleB |
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Originally posted by hondacuraworld
I use a Gillette Mach 3........
..........on my face.
Same here, Tim! You can get them for about a buck a piece on ebay.
Costco can't even beat that. Maybe someone knows where they are even cheaper. |
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| BWSmith201 |
I use a Schick Quattro (just on my face!), for what it's worth. Don't know if I've spelled that right.
Other than that, um...no. But, to each his (or her!) own. |
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| trixie |
What, are all of you guys from California? Where I come from, they'd kick the s#@* out of you if shaved your arm pits. ...Oh yeah, I'm from California.
What, are all of you guys from Florida?... |
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| Fireblade6 |
Okay...am not ashame to admit I shave my armpits and legs. I from time to time compete in triathlons and shaving helps with swimming and biking.
For Swimming- its all about smooth skin for aerodynamics.
For Biking - its all about protection. I know this sounds weird but a road rash or scab takes longer to heal with hair then without.
besides...it feels good having shaved legs during the summer when you wear shorts.
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| DaleB |
There was a time in history when it was strange for men to shave hair from their face, and it would have been strange for women to shave at all, anywhere.
The real progress is better utensils to perform the ritual. :4:
:7: ... for the freedom of personal choice!! |
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| trixie |
I have been enlightened! You guys are my best therapy. I'm going to go out to buy a razor thingy to shave my pits?
Just curious, my tri-rotary Norelco isn't going to work well. I didn't think so. Thanks. |
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| Fireblade6 |
Trixie-
I love your sense of humour....LOL Don't stop |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
I found this
Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR! |
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| phins2rt |
Chrysler,
I thought we had discussed almost every topic on this forum, but this takes the cake!!! Good thing is it will grow back. And it will be thicker and blacker than ever!!:2:
Good luck with your peach fuzz!!
PS. Mods can we make this a sticky!!!:2: |
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| zman |
ByeByeChrysler:
I had to wipe the tears from my eyes. That was damn funny. :D |
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| DaleB |
| Grogans? And the whole time I thought they were Klingons!:D |
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| Fireblade6 |
Ah man..dude...Byebyechrysler...you almost had my ASS FIRED today...I was laughing so hard the board of directors demanded to see what I was reading that made me laugh so hard...
Okay so under duress...either I get escorted out by the security or give up the catalyst of my laughter..I had to show them your post....
IMAGINE that...imagine the explanations I have to do to the board of directors of the company I work for...:eek: :behead: :whathap:
I love it...I notice one executive did break a smirk...HAHAHA |
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| Warzau |
| WTH this thread has to do with shaving any other post not related to shaving............................:2: :2: :2: |
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| MDteX |
| :19: :19: :19: :19: That was freakin' hilarious! Even my dog came to check on me I was laughing so hard! |
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| xfactor |
LOL... ByeByeChrysler, where exactly did you find this?
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| zafer |
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Originally posted by frostyra
Zafer, I got 60 Protector blades thru ebay, and several of the razors through 1-800-shavers. I think it's absolutely stupid that Schick discontinued the Protector razor. Nice to know it's still available in Canada, though.
Thanx! Hadn't thought about ebay for refills, but whatever works I guess. Well.... got about 2yrs worth of refills this weekend via ebay :D
....next to see if refills for my Waterman are available there too. |
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