| DaleB |
| So no one knew about this BEFORE flu season? |
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| crmsnidol |
| I never get one but my wife and daughter are scheduled for theirs on the 19th. I wonder if they'll be cancelled. |
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| vlam |
I never get one but my wife and daughter are scheduled for theirs on the 19th. I wonder if they'll be cancelled.
I don't think it will be a problem. My both my 1 and 2 years old got their flu shot last night. They were not even scheduled. One of the boy was there for something else and the doctor actually suggested that they get the flu shot right away to save another trip and co-pay. |
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| zafer |
Angry Actresses March on Washington
Production problems at a key Botox plant in Beverly Hills have resulted in a severe shortage of Botox injections, causing some plastic surgery professionals to fear a significant increase in the number of furrowed foreheads and unsightly crow’s feet at next year’s Academy Awards.
“Many of my customers are worried to death about this,” said Dr. David Glaser, a leading plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills. “Of course, they don’t look worried, but in a few weeks they will.”
As news of the Botox shortage spread from Los Angeles to the Upper East Side of Manhattan, Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson announced that some rationing of the wrinkle-smoothing elixir might be necessary.
“We are asking the general public to forego Botox injections so that they can be administered only to those who have a major film role or televised awards ceremony in their immediate future,” Secretary Thompson said.
But that statement appeared only to inflame those most affected by the shortage, as thousands of actresses took to the streets of Washington to demand that the government take immediate action to import additional Botox injections from Gstaad, Switzerland and the French Riviera.
Flanked by actresses Melanie Griffith and Meg Ryan, a furious Goldie Hawn told the marchers that the government must be held accountable for the Botox shortage, arguing, “This never would have been allowed to happen if John Kerry were president.”
Elsewhere, scientists said today they will give up waiting for Mount St. Helens to erupt again and will instead keep their eyes on Elton John. |
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| frostyra |
| Finally! -- something good about being a traflo! I'm on the official "OK to get flu shots" list.:4: |
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| crmsnidol |
What's a traflo?
quote: Originally posted by frostyra
Finally! -- something good about being a traflo! I'm on the official "OK to get flu shots" list.:4:
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| msu79gt82 |
quote: Originally posted by crmsnidol
What's a traflo?
A certified "backwards" Old Fart - or olfart. Or backwards = traflo.
I'm not sure if he is proud of being old, a fart, or backwards :eek: ;) |
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