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hondacuraworld
Okay, I'll start it off, feel free to join in :D

Twas the night before Christmas
And what thought's in my head?
Hm, what's the latest update
To the Hottest Thongs thread?

:D
sagupta
january special from hondacuraworld
is what was in my head
will it be as hot
as the last post in hottest throng thread:) :) :)
mdxpursuit
Twas the night before christmas and all through the org
not a poster was posting, not even dmor
The categories were displayed, waiting for revival
and me hoping that members weren't visiting a rival

Most users were off the computer for the night
Knowing that tomorrow would bring something bright
The wife in her jammies and me wide awake
We're thinking about a horizontal date

When there on the screen there appeared such a flurry
I rushed to the computer in a bungling hurry
The mouse in my hand, and fingers on the keys
I was ready to react, hoping I wouldn't freeze

With thoughts of wife lingering in the my mind
I found it hard to concentrate on this MDX grind
when suddenly a poster surprisingly should appear
only to talk about gifts, friendship and good cheer

With a post that was long, run-on and boring
I knew I'd be back in bed in a minute snoring
But much to my surprise the log ons began
For this was a night for every woman and man

Now daleb, now xfactor
Now labourlitigator and Paul's mdx
On Excalibur, on MSU
On hammer, and worm
To the top of the list
To the top of the call
Now post away, post away
Post away all!

As old posts before had bitten the dust
tonight was a night to blow off the rust
So into the search category I would go
to see which old memories we could flow

And then in a flash before my very eyes
I found a subject which would certainly bring cries
It wasn't about trannies or electrical wire
It was good clean fun, about thong attire

She was barely dressed, from head to foot
and her hair was so shiny, there was no soot
A big smile adorned her cheery face
With a bright red thong, made from lace.

Her eyes how they twinkled, her dimples how merry
Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry
Her pert little mouth, drawn up like a bow
and the gloss on her lips, really did show
The end of her thong she held tight in her cheek
it encirlced her backside to form a wreath
She had a cute face, and a six pack belly
That made my heart turn to jelly

She was built and bronzed, a good looking lass
I laughed out loud when I thought of her ...
The wink of her eye, the pout of her lips
Had my heart doing saumersaults and flips

She conjured up many a thought
Some of which have often been sought
So pointing my mouse, I selected this post
To share her with everyone including the host

Her picture displayed to many a whistle
Her thong so tiny, barely a thistle
I logged off the net, marvelling at her sight
Knowing that Santa had delivered tonight!
Mr. Mom
The complaints were arriving, a dozen or more
Each seemed more trivial than the one before,
But at least the politics are over and done
And now its time for the Members to have some fun!

:4:
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msu79gt82
quote:
Originally posted by mdxpursuit
Now daleb, now xfactor
Now laborlitigator and Paul's mdx
On Excalibur, on MSU
On hammer, and worm
To the top of the list
To the top of the call
Now post away, post away
Post away all!


Excellent; good job :2:
You have certainly raised the bar :1:

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