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| Oh, you mean for people who can REALLY read Chinese...:D |
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Yup..
sorry I am too lazy to translate the article as well as the 300+ replys.. heh
But it's about this "head of PC Mag" in Taiwan who wrote a very stupid article about how Apple is ruined by Steve Jobs (or as he call "Job") and iPod will be so easy to break just cause it's HD based.. it goes on and on.. talking from his behind.. without knowing any facts..
So.. the bash comes on.. even from PC users.. It's very very fun to read.. not the normal dirty word bashing.. but lots of very good points and amazing ways to laugh at what he try to cover.
Again.. sorry that I am too lazy to trasnlate them..
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| komondor |
here is a very funny translation
When March of the year before last year, the thumb small dish fiery, is very marketable. Records the pen also a little hotly, but also a little expensive, but the use is slightly narrow. The at that time, MP3 Player and the thumb small dish, records product not several type which the pen puts together, moreover, many is 64MB, 128MB few also are few. Such rare, how not show?
Kazak! Looked the outlook knew! Steno the MP304 outlook looks like is really clumsy has _ may! Besides the person which does the technology likes snatching the novel product, probably a little savors the people all cannot buy this product. (Has not been wrong, I am have not a little savored! How? ? ?)
When separates the nearly for two years, the present market has been certainly dissimilar, very is long on time MP3 Player to be the case everywhere. Moreover, recently 512MB and 1GB all came out; Probably can want to savor including the straw bag. But, very what is strange, the others look like very sexy iPod, actually 1., the least bit, 1. /4 all cannot select my appetite.
First, I have the prejudice to the hard disk; Two comes, I have the opinion to Apple.
Falls! _ the gallbladder again falls looked
Kills me not to believe the hard disk has bears falls, the province. Early seven, 800 years ago, < capital passes on > also in distributes "PC Computing", Pan Hsich'in also when does "PC Computing" editor-in-chief, the ruffian ultra confuses "American PC Computing" the notebook computer suffers the test. Little must, frequently have to boast. Harms my to think the present notebook computer should all very much bear has suffered, bore falls, bears hits... ... Only then fishy! ! !
My has not paid attention, rides treadons the vehicle hour actually not to put the notebook computer back it on the front basket (too believed guarded against hits protection to wrap), finally, afterwards only then discovered, spoiled many Notebook hard disk, managed its Toshiba, Hitachi, Fujitsu, every was a hard disk, had to shake badly; Hua Shuo M1300 even Lian Ch'imei LCD kneading board all summit hung (thank this, how otherwise haven't I made clear hard disk that many bad axle!) . IPod although is known as uses the mini hard disk, this kind of hard disk is known as ultra bears... But, I rather did not believe (I need to believe in any case, moreover, including Apple recently all planned promoted Flash Memory version iPod.)
But, this is not key. (Obviously) the key point is, the iPod above has Apple the symbol, let my unconsciously its sex appeal.
The innovation is the sexy first step
Other misunderstanding, I also once was an apple confuse! Five years classes, our that year study computer, have not admired Apple, has not had at least a dream had not thought has Apple II. The at that time, Apple is fashion; To today, all or (at least to study fine arts person, Apple now or show.)
Apple has very many first, it is first lists as the computer the mouse which the standard provides, it is first has the multimedia idea the computer (hypertext), a first body takes shape the computer (Mac), first diligently supports the network the personal computing (ApleTalk), first uses three 吋 half soft small dish, first uses three 吋 half hard disk, first uses USB... ... Many many first... ...
Such many first, why doesn't make me like? Because it also has another first: "Universe invincible super first seal"! It does not like the others being same with it, its not Huai!
This, disliked! World-class repugnancy!
Apple first, most probably is because this family company (in under the Steve Jobs leadership) very can innovate, also very can appreciate the new thing, excavate the tendency. Some most Apple pioneering work, is others' thing, Apple boldly uses in front of the other people! This, does not have the question; The Jobs god of judgement, but also makes one admire. Has another part is the Apple innovation, is oneself invention; But is repugnant in here! Apple likes being narcissistic, protecting own thing, the disagreement others helps supply each other; Is compelled to have to put out when and the others exchanges, also can subscribe to be high scares to death several ten thousand cows' authorized golds.
The benefit is enormous 絕 is not depends on monopolizes
This question, looks like is on the Jobs body. The Mac II time, Apple bumped into has developed the bottleneck, Jobs looks has sold may happy John Scully rescue the company. This Pepsi Cola comes the fellow first did Jobs, then, also not company 弄起來. But actually greatly plays the period in him which especially plays, once announced Apple will turn a software company, take the software and Mac OS as the core; Also is at this time, Mac OS had the authorized plan; But once also had the person which 像力 Czechoslovakia's yellow Chongren and so on did not fear death to accept as true snatches the authorization, greatly sold Mac Clone. The result is, although the authorized expense or the startled deceased person, boss Huang actually sells Mac mammoth, also because too has been vast (although not necessarily has quantity), down to first for has scared to death Apple, the Apple shareholder meeting has expelled Scully, entreats Jobs to come back when acts CEO, then the Jobs middle of the night has executed Mac Clone immediately. Strength Czechoslovakia kicked the big sheet iron, at that time also almost hit hangs!
Therefore, in impression, Apple all in state-of-art market first, to market popularization time, Apple first very little supports down. Like AppleTalk, Mac OS... ... Too numerous to cite individually, the good thing is not dies in battle the sandy plain in the Apple hand, but was finally has all become general which lost the battlefield!
Recently the brightest example, was Firewire 1,394. Lies between the surface technology on the connection to say that, 1394 are the design extremely minute thing, USB simply cannot compare! First, it is the driving type, therefore, peripheral may in does not have under the situation which the main engine supports, mutually passes on the material. The vernacular 1., is, the computer does not start, material according to biography! Next, the speed _ is quick! Again comes, the attachment design quite is durable also the comparison cannot contact not good!
But, from 1,394 comes out present, I useless have not always bought any thing for it, moreover, (as early as in USB or 1.0 times), the recluse also everywhere was 1,394 makes the counter-propaganda. But Apple really has _ does not make every effort to succeed, afterwards actually was not willing to be expensive the super odd authorized expense to lower, thereupon, the merchant gradually was unable to support 1394, then, USB 2.0 has gone forth to battle, the memory card also stepped to 4GB, USB and the memory card lets 1394 hang with joint forces twitches on the place, has been similar... ...
Oh oh, only can look cannot go to bed! ?
The market is the eldest child, the consumer is an eldest child; Fierce technology, again show package of product, if own want to work as the eldest child but does not fling the sound which the market and the consumer utters cry, that preparation hangs! Apple looks like forever cannot learn this 1., Jobs looks like thought oneself is the forever eldest child!
Therefore, iPod has not landed in front of Taiwan, I glanced in the network; First, thought the heart movement (is very good! I acknowledged indeed has that one 剎 that palpitates), again looks, starts to embrace the suspicion to its hard disk. Third, thinks or do not have to manage Apple the thing quite to be good. Finally, finally or downloaded iTunes plays; Plays the conclusion is, played. Again do not play. 絕 no longer played. Kills does not play.
Oh oh! Spends to its download song, only can in Apple it home use, cannot pass with the others oh? When I am 幡_ oh! Money not place flower oh!
This was the quite several months before memory! Finally, Apple really does not make every effort to succeed, until recently, Apple or protected own benefit to protect super seriously. It, but also, is, with, leaves, the person, passes!
It is said, iPod recently or sold very much well. Sells greatly lacks the goods to the Christmas day US. Looked, I have not believed in evil doctrines! How long doesn't look after consumer's fashion to be allowed fashion?
[ Several fashions @live magazine in January, 2005 number ]
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Title: Turtle you
Publication: Looks for the tortoise 2.005/01/22 billion 05:22:40
Thanks in a big way, are you how suddenly silent? Is originally thought only how many with great courage 毛_ dare to challenge your authority, the result discovery not only the population is multitudinous moreover everybody standard and the knowledge unexpectedly all above you, also unwillingly lays down the big publisher's face, therefore simply silences the expression final profound?
Or too is really busy with secretly revises the original text the errors and omissions, works by torchlight?
Or looked for to be able to look could go to bed "the mother-in-law" "to pass"?
Title: I belong thank the person which the big publisher disdains to respond
Publication: FunkyPuppy 2.005/01/22 billion 04:19:28
Thanks the publisher....
I believed your this kind takes constant care of the many affairs of sate very busy person
Should be does not have spatial principle this kind of bored response is
But...Before others good intention for you proposed correct apple the CEO name should be jobs.Certainly is not job....
You stole change the article also to calculateThe good and evil also apologizesWord thanks
Suspicious changes really is not the too frank procedure
A transcription does not have the wrong appearanceIs really disappointed
The time revises which with you comes with everybody to clarify you only is the slip of the pen free time all does not have?
Much less.....Also has very many wrong places not to changeQuickly quicklyWhile midnight nobody inSecretly changes.....
Title: Incomprehensible nonsense cat fart
Publication: Fills the excrement master < ****@hole.Com> 2.005/01/22 billion 03:36:53
Each position thought Mr. Xie and "Prime Minister the Liu hunchback" in and 珅 likes very much?
How person no matter in the history and 珅 is,
"Prime Minister the Liu hunchback" in and 珅 really develops well, is really pregnant the feeling,
Each time saw and 珅 enters the stage I on and so on 哈哈大笑.
Here arrives quite several, I detect Mr. Xie to mine feeling also same Ye..
Each time I first, have a look his face...Has a look to keep the article..
My mood extremely is happy..
Hoped Mr. Xie makes a commentary, writes a so-called article,
I already was infatuated with your Ye..
Title: This..
Publication: Freeprint 2.005/01/22 billion 02:53:39
I as soon as saw you write this article thought extremely is not pleasing to the eyes
First
I understand your title to have to express am any
"I must pass! - - Loves pats (iPod) the sex appeal and the mother-in-law (Apple) intrinsic America "
I really understand....Possibly is my Chinese standard is low
Second
I really am could not think why you do have take the such strange translated name for iPod and Apple
IPod had calculated, I did not know in any case his name is any, the Apple Chinese should be the apple, you make a mother-in-law, is really does not respect others Ye very much.
Third
In your entire article with the word completely could not look is the style which a specialized computer magazine editor-in-chief should have, you write the article style and I similar which see above BBS
"Rides treadons the vehicle hour actually not to put the notebook computer back it on the front basket (too believed guarded against hits protection to wrap), finally, afterwards only then discovered, spoiled many Notebook hard disk, managed its Toshiba, Hitachi, Fujitsu, every was a hard disk, had to shake badly"
This section of article I read the meaning is, thanks greatly you continuously to put many NB in yours bicycle basket shakes badly, did not know has 解讀 the mistake. The eldest child, you really are 幡_ Ye, calculated your real money place has not been really colored, the body is a computer magazine editor-in-chief also this a little general knowledge, Lian Zheizhong the general knowledge all does not have, how comparatively did others believe your article said authenticity.
"Oh oh, only can look cannot go to bed! ? "
This kind really is extremely extremely does not suit with the word appears in a specialized magazine, has been right, the punctuation mark is does not have to use like this.
Fourth
I thought apple also passes Arab League, if you thought does not pass, then I also am speechless, this is your innermost feelings idea after all, but this is the public article, the eldest child please remembers, when you in a public article proposed when a view needs to convince the others, please remembered proposes the evidence, I saw from beginning to end all is in your mood, individual feeling words
"Subscribes to be high scares to death several ten thousand cows' authorized golds"
This scares to death several ten thousand cows' authorizations now is how many Arab League, is scares to death thanks greatly your several ten thousand cows' power 利金, or scares to death Bill to cover this several ten thousand cows' power 利金. How many Ye in the under unusual curious this number is, moreover, decides the power 利金 is not a very normal matter? Otherwise is difficult to express gratitude greatly you to think the design software staffs all are 義工?
"Afterwards actually was not willing to be expensive the super odd authorized expense to lower, thereupon, the merchant gradually is unable to support 1394, then, USB 2.0 has gone forth to battle, the memory card also stepped to 4GB, USB and the memory card lets 1394 hang with joint forces twitches on the place, has been similar... ... "
Said this speech also 無憑無據, but also twitches forces, you write a data to come the view which the evidence you pulls out continues are not?
Fifth
The eldest child you this article title is iPod and the Apple intrinsic America, but, where did my all blind you in scold Apple not not beautifully, I saw was a long string history, intrinsic beautiful should be has not easy to use, you pulled any Firewire and the USB war in there Arab League, as for iPod, I also only saw you poorly used iTune to discuss, completely had not seen you used iPod the attainment, this before was also more miserable than, before was does not have the data then greatly to put 闕 the word, now is your attainment all disappeared, Directly buckles the hat in the title.
Title: Pushes "the magazine editor also to have to be responsible"
Publication: Appreciation 2.005/01/22 billion 02:42:32
Pushes! Pushes! This obviously is not a mistake which a stupid egg creates, but also has is discussed or negotiated separately a stupid egg not strictly to check....But I said like this..Another stupid egg..Can erase my article..
Title: I continuously believed
Publication: The sixth grade lives < Bugshell@gmail.Com> 2.005/01/22 billion 02:36:37
I continuously believed..
No matter is the designer..
Or Jia 伯斯 and Bill..
When they stand in pyramid's peak..
They think are..
" How lets the humanity live is ready to cope well "
The hope thanks greatly you also to be able to have the real man works as like is bearing..
But is not likes the stock market famous mouth same predictionCriticismFlatters..
The time really is changing....
Changes well...
Please do not have again to use twenty centuries that kind of life and death trade war to regard
A twenty century progress...
Some times..Can have double wins..Even three wins aspect..
∼ ∼ I in fart any thing....Should be must come up does Qiao only then to > <
Calm.Is hoped tomorrow will be able to be better...
Title: Calculated
Publication: The sixth grade lives < Bugshell@gmail.Com> 2.005/01/22 billion 02:22:33
This is the news Wan Pien time...
This year apple world does not have the synchronized retransmission..
I also am can know immediately with ichat to the overseas chatroom
Jia 伯斯 bulletin content, but also has the foreigner immediate response.
For instance president sony and Jia 伯斯 shake hand...Causes foreign 網友 to be very big immediately the echo.
But when "phone" this character appears..
But the result only is in the moto handset constructs time itunes..
The foreigner also does is not good (has EuropeDateEnglandBeautiful...Country)
Everybody understands the response..
On behalf of us understood the use network knows the most recent information...
I thought...
A good magazine..Should walk in front of the consumer..
And careful will ponder the future industry development the possibility...
Chinese magazine always by way of foreign information two.Three dissemination..
Only then causes we must stand in front of the media to absorb the first news..
Sends the expensive publisher..
If Taiwan's magazine wants to get rid of the foreign magazine Chinese-adapted (for instance stuff).
Then you must in the information be in the lead...
But is not leaves free an advertisement broker page 10 ten thousand..Necessary 30 ten thousand such income form..
So that loses "the fashion science and technology" market...
(I listen from the national unit...Some several magazines are very red..
Each technical company all must come up makes sets at into the natural marketing..Lian Cheng
The government office unit must put the thing to come up also asks for money...） |
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2nd part
Looks has thanked greatly your article..
Thought you to "is far-seeing" the technical media person pose as...
The country tube factory. are that many...Makes the foreign no news..
Or only has the high-quality goods which overseas buys (made in taiwan)
The introduction gives the consumer..
Only then not in vain name of the native place science and technology fashion magazine...
I thought..This event does not send influence your publication the sales volume...
Because also has many people 求知若渴....
But if the publisher you can understand the time the change
(This article creates the echo.Thought your life all cannot forget)
But can by "the big end" the identity changes in your hand the media....
That is luck of the your publication..
A twenty century consumer is not the simpleton.
Do not despise 678 grades to live to the network information grasps....
We do not want again to see the political mouth hydrology...
Also does not want to see various factories from hold lp the marketing article...
Changes...
Does not have word ∼ ∼ ∼ some times...Consumer or user
The sound is cannot reach higher authorities the day to listen...
Title: The magazine editor also must be responsible
Publication: "Five grades" edition 2.005/01/22 billion 01:45:13
Looked the big publisher's article is counted is completed this
The same body is "five grades" edition I
Can not but jump out says the sentence speech
Actually an article appears in a magazine
Expressed this magazine approval or does not oppose author's viewpoint
This magazine edition if thinks the content not not properly
Should first link up and carry on the essential revision with the author
Otherwise the article should not publish
Cannot but sedulously "turn on the water" because of author's special identity
When I when small edition
Reforms editor-in-chief and publisher's article
Although only changes the wrong character obliging sentence
The edition if because the article is "the big end" writes
It runs its own course on sedulously the laissez faire
Really could destroy the magazine advertisement
Certainly also could destroy "the big end" prestige
But if the edition is wants to let "the big end" 糗
That might regard as another matter
Thanks the publisher the article not only to publish in "Several Fashions" the magazine
Also is edited "the choice" to come out the publication in the network
Had proven this magazine truly approves thanks the publisher the viewpoint
And thought the affiliation network is letting more people read this "the good article"
But will be able to spend in the future buys this magazine to read
Looked from the magazine editor angle
This article actually should not publish
Because has the too many authors individual biased viewpoint
Also has too many wrong characters (to refer is "first edition")
Really only suitablly puts in allows biased and on the wrong rumor board
I if am this magazine edition
I can pull this article immediately from "the union book newsstand"
And will publish the correction in the next time magazine or "the apology" the announcement
But the body for edits the person I also to be able not but to acknowledge
Has several hundred page, more than 10 Wan Tzu magazine
Actually not too possibly completely does not have the mistake
(Please the reading public forgive!)
But the editor must have avoids the wrong determination
Moreover has the mistake to have to seek the recovery
Also must have the courage which admits mistakes
Should not the laissez faire improper article run its own course
Title: I admit mistakes
Publication: Daniel 2.005/01/22 billion 00:53:13
Original @live type network electron newspaper
Sorry
I was wrong
Therefore I won
Kazak
Title: Has reforms the article?
Publication: Daniel 2.005/01/22 billion 00:44:05
Really?
That "Firewire 1,394 doesn't" how correct?
Today goes honestly has sees PC Magazine
The content substantial degree does not raise
But I have not completely seen @Live magazine Ye
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Wow.. did you translate those? Or did you use some kind of software?..
BTW.. many of the words are street talks.. so very hard to translate..
Like "thumb small dish" thingy is the very small mp3 player which fit in your plam.. has not thing to do with thumb.. and many other things..
That's why I say it's for those who can read chienese.. it's hard for the English reader even if it's translated..
Sorry..
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Originally posted by komondor
here is a very funny translation
Falls! 够 the gallbladder again falls looked ）
I didn't know the iPod even had a gallbladder. |
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The article itself ends at:
It is said, iPod recently or sold very much well. Sells greatly lacks the goods to the Christmas day US. Looked, I have not believed in evil doctrines! How long doesn't look after consumer's fashion to be allowed fashion?
[ Several fashions @live magazine in January, 2005 number ]
Everything after it is just replys from readers..
There are another English trasnlation if you go a few pages into the replys..
People are planing to translate it and post to other international web sites..
Can't believe this dumb @$$ still trys to cover up his fault and call it "freedom"
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