| ByeByeChrysler |
Test for Smart People....I have determined that you
qualify.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that
difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered
the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether
you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant,
and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This
tests your ability to think through the repercussions of
your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals attend... except one. Which animal does not
attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests
your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your
true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you
manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are
attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you
learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of
the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but
many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson
Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory
that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you
feel good. |
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| SuitedPair |
| This would be cool and funny if it wasn't so dumb and lame. |
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| Dr. Ken |
| I am a professional and got all of them wrong. Does that make me fit in? |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Ken
I am a professional and got all of them wrong. Does that make me fit in?
Ditto.
I got this from another website, I got zero. |
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| cp_ssrebba |
The answer differs between occupations.
for example,
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
- Engineers:
build a refrigerator that is big enough to hold the giraffe.
- Detectives:
get confess from a chicken that it is giraffe then put the chicken in a refrigerator.
- Politicians:
promise that the giraffe will fit into the refrigerator before the election then blame the bad intelligence after the election.
:) you guys can come up with more |
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| Dog |
The test is amusing, but any connection to Andersen Consulting sounds like a hoax. First of all, this has clearly been circulating for some time, since Andersen has been known as Accenture since 2001; Andersen is spelled with an "en", not "Anderson"; and, as an ex-Andersen Consultant, I have a hard time believing that they would waste their time on such a ridiculous "study" (not impossible to believe, but hard to).
I did get one of the questions right, which I guess puts me at a kindergarten level. |
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