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richbrett1
This is all in jest so nobody take offence...well nobody take
too much offence, a little is just fine

but when I see peoples signatures with all their different vehicles and little toys, I can't help but laugh...

I could care less whether someone's third car is toyota or whether someone has a Garmin Gps with their plane....Oh look at me, I have tinted front windows and 28 inch tires....c'mon people....... who really cares when you ordered and then took delivery of your car....sheesh get a life.....

So lets have it, who has the most retarded signature?

Rich
hondacuraworld
Well geez, I guess mine would now be the most retarded.....I guess I really need to get a life :rolleyes:
Alvin
It doesn't sound like you will find a welcome here, Rich. If you read all the messages above the signature lines you will find we are not much for insulting each other, flaming and the like. This site was well established and appreciated by many before your two posts. I won't go into why it's useful or interesting to see what model and modifications others have made to their vehicles. Pass on by.
A2MDXer
Rich,

I think you miss the point. At the very least, options or aftermarket accessories may be listed so that if others are considering purchasing a similar item they have someone to ask. Information flowing from "older" members to "newer" members is one of the primary benefits of this site (e.g. several members have asked me about side molding or the GG color in general b/c they know I have that color and accessory). Further, we not only talk about the MDX but sometimes other topics as well. Occassionally, another member may have a common experience or ownership with a member and it helps to generate interest (e.g. I have discussed a few experiences with my RAV4 with at least a few members).
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rlm32
That's the beauty of the ol' USA. Nobody tells you what to read, listen or watch, including Internet sites. If you don't like it, hit the road Rich.
MDXtrous
The reason it matters for when we ordered and took delivery of the car is important because it is so hard to get one. The idea of a forum is to help other MDX owners or to-be owners. If most people are waiting 3 months, I know I'll have to wait three months. That's the idea of a forum, the sharing of ideas and experiences with people having the same interest and going through similar experiences.
BostonX
Hey Tim, how do you like your Kirby G5? We've got a late model Miele White Star and it's louder than a chainsaw! It also looses some horsepower when the bag is more than half full. Sometimes I long for the days of my Mom's Electrolux...
frostyra
Tim,

What, no shoe brand/size? What were you thinking, man?:confused:
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ghost
We have a 1963 Kirby we've used until last year - the thing was a real piece of art and built like a tank! The armature unit in the motor weighed about pound, compared with a couple ounces for the new models.

When we'd take it in for service the front office folks would try to bait us with a new one, we'd say

"We wouldn't have bought this one in the first place if we thought we'd have to buy a new one every 40 years" :D:D

They never did have a good comeback to that one!


And another thing - how come no one ever stays on topic in these threads?

(Hey, great sig Boston!) :D
hondacuraworld
I love my G5, actually.....worth every penny I paid for it. Very quiet, has that tech-drive self-propelled gizmo that makes it very easy to maneuver too. We've got a couple of Kirby vacs.....a Dual Sanitronic 80 in the basement, a 510 (from 1950) upstairs that we still use regularly. In fact, during the snowstorm I got bored and completely rebuilt 3 of them and listed them on eBay.....2 have sold so far, the third is still up there.

Hint: Mother's aluminum polish works WONDERS on Kirbys. It'll shine like a mirror.

Wow! I guess we did drift a bit off topic, didn't we?
toby267
Personally, I am glad there are people like Lester89, Richbrett1 and the like. I enjoy seeing the quick wit and sense of humor that my fellow forum members have.

Thanks for stirring the pot, Richbrett1!:D :D
Iceman
While I think people can brag about whatever worldly possessions they want in their signature, I agree with richbrett1 that some of them are pretty silly. It's also kind of funny to see all the people attacking him saying he should be more open-minded--pot calling the kettle black, anyone?
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TheWorm
quote:
Originally posted by richbrett1
Oh look at me, I have tinted front windows and 28 inch tires....
Rich


Pics?
MarkC
Hey rechbrett1,
You think the sigs on this forum are retarded? These are pretty tame compared to the ones on the Acura-TL forum. Now those guys have some interesting sigs (and avatars).

Although, as many have said, don't read 'em. I find them worth a look from time-to-time.

Enjoy:D
ghotie
quote:
Originally posted by hondacuraworld
Well geez, I guess mine would now be the most retarded.....I guess I really need to get a life :rolleyes:


Tim,

I never would have thought to put all that stuff in a 59 Olds!! Where'd you mount the TV? Can we see some pics?:D :D
hondacuraworld
Well, here's the TV, anyways....
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Jazz
:D THAT TV SURE IS A PRIZE , BUT YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW SQUAT ABOUT VAC'S !!!! TRY A "ORECK " HIGH TECH STUFF !!
hondacuraworld
Take it from somebody who knows vacuum cleaners. Know what an Oreck XL is? It's a Regina Electrikbroom from the 70s with a roller brush head attached. Oreck bought out the patents from Regina many years ago. If you thinhk I'm kidding, take both apart and lay them side by side, you'll be amazed :eek:

Nothing against them, though :D
bef
OK, we were baited by some troll and are now way off topic ...

Tim,

Great looking TV. Did you refinish the TV cabinet? How'd you do it?

Whatever happened to the rear latch thing I ordered and the black screw? (I'm sure no one else would understand what I'm talking about).

Any recommendations for HEPA vacs?

Has anyone tried Zaino or car wax on wood to see if it would protect it?

As others have said before, I like reading the signatures to see what they've got so that I can research more things to buy.
wamiller
While we are way off topic I thought I would post one of my favorite email sig lines.

Wade

What if the hokey pokey REALLY is what IT is all about?
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HerbTarlek
Hey Bef,

do you really have a k & n filter? wow...

sheesh I guess I touched a nerve...Anyway this thread was not meant to denigrate anyone but rather an attempt to inject some humor into an otherwise staid message board...

Some of you take yourselves too seriously...

Rich Brett
hondacuraworld
1. It's the original finish
2. Still on backorder
3. The Kirby G6 has a HEPA filtration system, but I understand that the Miele is an excellent vac as well. I'm personally not a fan of Windtunnel vacs, mainly because I don't want to see what I just vacuumed up whirling around in a little tornado.
Mushman
Tim,

Is that a High Definition TV? I think Wide Screen DVD's would look great on that :)

Seriously - I gotta check out your place one day and all your "toys". That stuff really fascinates me. I will admit that I am into the latest technology, but I am really impressed and fascinated with some of the older stuff and honestly believe some of it is way better than todays stuff - like vacuum amps.

Keep up the excellent work and finishing.

Mush
srpbep
Tim,

My first impression of the Kirby G5 inclusion was that it really sucked. I have since reconsidered and might be interested in purchasing the rebuilt Kirby for our new MDX but only if you can promise a clean install.

Additionally, please include the weekly snowfall in your signature [want to know if this will impact delivery for accessories].

Thanks for the chuckles .... Steven
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MoDX
Tim:

I'm pretty disappointed in you. NO aftermarket accessories on the Kirby? ;) I see a heck of an opportunity as I think there's a market for a Kirbyworld. Could be a market for front nose masks, Wind deflectors, or possibly even a Wood grain handle for the Kirby's. I was also thinking of a trailer hitch or a bike rack accessory but came to the conclusion that would be a bit much. :D
bef
HerbTarlek,

I Installed the K&N on both the MDX and CL about a week ago. No quantitative data but both seem to rev up faster. Installation was easy for both. I didn't reset the ECU for either just to see what would happen. It also seems like on the CL the tach goes a little beyond redline in 1st whereas before I always thought it shifted before or right on redline.

As you may have noticed, we sometimes have very short attention spans and diverge into other topics ...

Tim,

Does Costco or Sam's club sell the Kirby or Miele? I'm pretty sure they have the Windtunnel. My old Kenmore canister (about 19 years old) is starting to make funny noises and it may be time to get a newer, more powerful, quieter, lighter and cleaner (HEPA) vacuum.

Mushman,

Can you believe I went to CES and didn't have any time to look at mobile audio/video? I did wander into the Sony Xplod exhibit but that was by accident since I was looking for home theater components.
Fireblade6
Ok...you think signatures are retarded huh???HA..HAHAHA..HAHAHAH

It is...but hey...ANYONE who visit this web-site has no life anyways..and I can frankly admit that I LOVE visiting here and I love geeking it by telling people what I have..

So here is my signature...

I have a 2001 MDX Black on ebony with Hella Xenon HIDs Stage II.Separation net, MANICK stainless steps, Mugen headers and exhaust, NICH 20 inch wheels, Carbon fibre panels replacing Acura wood panels and a moving entertainment systmem with PS2.
1996 Erion Brothers original racing CBR900RR
2000 RC-51 in European Honda RACING RED
2000 Black S2000 tuned by Kings Motorsports with Mugen racing components.
**** AND MY PENIS is 10 inches long..HAHAHAHAHAHA...You guys are hilarious.***********
hondacuraworld
quote:
Originally posted by bef

Does Costco or Sam's club sell the Kirby or Miele? I'm pretty sure they have the Windtunnel. My old Kenmore canister (about 19 years old) is starting to make funny noises and it may be time to get a newer, more powerful, quieter, lighter and cleaner (HEPA) vacuum.



If you're going for lighter, forget the Kirby....it still weighs as much (if not more) than it did in the '50s. The best place to buy just about any vac is on eBay.
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ghost
quote:
[i]
I have a 2001 MDX Black on ebony with Hella Xenon HIDs Stage II.Separation net, MANICK stainless steps, Mugen headers and exhaust, NICH 20 inch wheels, Carbon fibre panels replacing Acura wood panels and a moving entertainment systmem with PS2.
1996 Erion Brothers original racing CBR900RR
2000 RC-51 in European Honda RACING RED
2000 Black S2000 tuned by Kings Motorsports with Mugen racing components.
**** AND MY PENIS is 10 inches long..HAHAHAHAHAHA...You guys are hilarious.*********** [/B]



Only 10? You belong in over in the Lexus forum! :D:D

Hey, what kind of vacuum cleaner you running?
GatorGreg
quote:
Originally posted by ghost
Only 10? You belong in over in the Lexus forum! :D:D

Hey, that's almost as big as my subwoofer, see my "retarded" sig line below :p BTW, this guy who says he "touched a nerve" (most retarded and overused message board comeback line of all-time IMO :D ) and that this message board is too "staid" :D is obviously taking HIMSELF too seriously, not us :p

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