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Originally posted by ByeByeChrysler
LOL reminds me of this chain letter response.:2:


THE BEST CHAIN LETTER EVER WRITTEN:
>
> Hello, my name is Joe and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
> billion ****ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe
> that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a
breast
> on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed
> before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
>
> Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
> everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
>
> "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
> get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
>
> What a bunch of bull****.
>
> Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
> sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
started
> by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the
> Mayflower.
>
> **** them.
>
> If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
> mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
> friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow
> receive a nickel from some "omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
>
> I don't ****ing care.
>
> Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
> contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our
own
> unpopularity.
>
> The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
> leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
> If it's funny, send it on.
>
> Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
> Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant
for
> 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll
receive
> if you forward this email.
>
> Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
your
> underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
>
> Have a nice day.

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Originally posted by marktr6
ByeByeChrysler,

Your letter is great. Hopefully it will wake up a few people I know. I plan on copying and sending it out.

MDXXXX,

The letter is not a keeper, it is a sender. Send it to all those that send you that annoying crap email that is mentioned in the letter.

:bootyshak I also wish I could send some of them this.

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