| Blackura |
Sticker on car with rather disturbing looking Goth driver dressed in all black and lots of scary looking dark eye liner...
"I like you. I'll kill you last" |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Ask me about my vow of silence." |
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| mdxxxx |
| "You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you." |
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| msu79gt82 |
| "It must suck to be you" |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't." |
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| msu79gt82 |
Someone went to FLORIDA
And all I got was this Bumper Sticker. |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math." |
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| msu79gt82 |
| Drive it like you stole it! |
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| msu79gt82 |
| Sometimes I Go Topless |
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| mdxxxx |
| "She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower." |
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| mdxxxx |
| "He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged." |
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| greatscot |
England Forever. Scotland a wee bit longer!
:2: |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Atheism is a non-prophet organization." |
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| msu79gt82 |
| The original was a B/W line drawing of the chick (I borrowed a Babe for illustration):cool: |
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| MDXRAT |
Don't Drink AND Drive
You might hit a bump and spill it.
Please God
Protect me from your followers |
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| msu79gt82 |
Don't Make Me Have To Use
My Pepper Spray, Dork! |
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| msu79gt82 |
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep. |
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| msu79gt82 |
| There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. |
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| msu79gt82 |
I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. |
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| msu79gt82 |
Knead to Relax?
Get a Massage. |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Mediocrity thrives on standardization." |
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| mdxpursuit |
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!! |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." :7: |
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| greatscot |
| "Hasta Lavista, Gray" |
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| zbaker |
| "OK, I don't care. Thanks" |
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| msu79gt82 |
4 out of 5 cannibals agree
VEGITARIANS TASTE BETTER |
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| msu79gt82 |
Nobody's Perfect
I'M NOBODY |
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| msu79gt82 |
Frankly, My Dear
I really didn't want your dam |
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| msu79gt82 |
| Caution: I drive as bad as you do. |
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| Vinman3 |
I saw this somewhere and I want to get one
"This vehicle is insured by the Mafia, You hit us - we hit you!" |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?" |
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| maljon |
an oldie, but i love it
"Nuke the Whales!" |
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| maljon |
| Mine, but I don't have the heart to put any kind of sticker on my X (or any of my cars for that matter). |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
- 24 Bumper Stickers For Women
1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.
6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I HAVE A GUN.
11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?
12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
13. AND YOUR POINT IS...?
14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.
23. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.
24. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. |
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| maljon |
98% off all bumper stickers w/examples are on this site. directory by category is on the left side. I'm not going to buy any, but there are some good ones i've not seen b4
http://www.bumpertalk.com/ |
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| BlueStreak |
| If Love Is Blind, Why is Lingerie So Popular? |
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| greatscot |
Saw this on a Saturn in Chicago this week:
"You touch my Saturn, I kick Uranus" |
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| DaleB |
"YOU CALL ME A B*&tCH
LIKE IT'S A BAD THING"
(having to censor it takes all the fun out, I know...) |
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| gdot |
I saw a relatively attractive girl with this around her license frame,
"If you're gonna ride my ass
you might as well pull my hair" |
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| Allen Cichanski |
I've wanted to have two bumper stickers printed up and sell.
1) GREAT SATAN AND PROUD OF IT!!!
2) STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME! TO HELL WITH POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!! |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Windows is patched together with CE Me NT" |
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| DaleB |
quote:
Originally posted by mdxxxx
"Windows is patched together with CE Me NT"
Like a Window(s) Pa..in.... |
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| DaleB |
| "Where there's a Will, I want to be on it" |
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| mdxxxx |
| "You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. " |
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| msu79gt82 |
| Recovering B!TCH |
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| msu79gt82 |
The Ultimate in Sour Grapes Award
Someone Who Complains About the Noise
When Opportunity Knocks on the Door |
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| msu79gt82 |
Don't let the door hit ya
where the Good Lord split ya |
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| dipersp |
| Horn broke, watch for finger |
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| mgtr |
"If you don't fly first class,
your children will." |
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| zafer |
| Took me a few seconds the first time I saw it :p |
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| cp_ssrebba |
quote:
Originally posted by zafer
Took me a few seconds the first time I saw it :p
i was staring it for a minute and i still dont get it...
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| keremoner |
quote:
Originally posted by cp_ssrebba
i was staring it for a minute and i still dont get it...
:confused:
I believe it is saying "No to G. W. Bush" |
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| msu79gt82 |
| This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron. |
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| msu79gt82 |
| "They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!" |
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| msu79gt82 |
| I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime! |
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| msu79gt82 |
| Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it! |
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| msu79gt82 |
| This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet... |
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| msu79gt82 |
| You are right where you belong, behind me! |
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| msu79gt82 |
| High beams were made to piss people off! |
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| msu79gt82 |
| I hate bumper stickers! |
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| msu79gt82 |
| I just love nonverbal communication! |
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| msu79gt82 |
| In theory, everything works. |
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| msu79gt82 |
| I'm so hungry I am farting fresh air. |
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| msu79gt82 |
| Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?. |
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| msu79gt82 |
| 0-60 in 15 minutes! |
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| msu79gt82 |
I believe the Internet is an information source, not a lifestyle choice.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.
I've been dieting for the past month, but all I lost was 31 days!!
Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE! |
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| msu79gt82 |
I put in contacts for this?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.
You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. |
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| msu79gt82 |
| I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q." |
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| xfactor |
| "Speak the truth, but leave immediately after." - Slovenian proverb |
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| xfactor |
| "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?" |
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| msu79gt82 |
LACROSSE MOMS
Can Beat Up
Soccer Moms |
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| msu79gt82 |
CAUTION
Mudd Makes Me
Horney |
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| xfactor |
A Politician is an animal who can sit on a fence, yet keep both ears
to the ground. [Oscar Wilde]
:) |
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| andreseng |
| :roadtrip: "BACK OFF - I'M A POSTAL WORKER" :runaway: |
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| twosomeca |
I saw one out here this past week. I can't say I like it, but some of you will.
"Practice Abstinence
No Bush, No Dick in 2004
Vote John Kerry" :D |
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| greatscot |
Saw this today:
BIG, without Viagra |
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| hockeyplayer |
| "Just when you thought you had made it idiot-proof.......Somebody made a better idiot." |
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| BlueStreak |
quote:
Originally posted by twosomeca
I saw one out here this past week. I can't say I like it, but some of you will.
"Practice Abstinence
No Bush, No Dick in 2004
Vote John Kerry" :D
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| BlueStreak |
Saw a couple other good ones this week.
TRIM THE BUSHES in 2004, and.... |
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| Mr. Mom |
| And one for the other side |
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| Echo2625 |
| National Sex Week.....don't let your meat loaf!! |
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| Echo2625 |
| Beat Rush Hour...Leave Work at Noon! |
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| xfactor |
| "What I'm looking for is a blessing that's not in disguise." |
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| Lacostacal |
I saw this on the front of a girls shirt....
"I see you've met the twins" |
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| xfactor |
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein |
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| xfactor |
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
-Hunter S. Thompson |
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| xfactor |
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity"
-- Albert Einstein |
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| xfactor |
"If me and King Kong went into a alley only one of us would come out and it wouldn't be the f-ing monkey!"
-Lyle Alzado- |
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| xfactor |
I think our No. 1 problem is that nobody wants to take responsibility
for anything, but don't quote me. [Randy Glasbergen] |
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| msu79gt82 |
I would really like to have a
"battle of the wits" with you
... but you appear unarmed! |
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| xfactor |
"If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother."
- Bo Jackson
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| Dr. Ken |
| Age 60: Over the hill and picking up speed! |
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