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"I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.
~ Chief Justice Earl Warren" |
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"Robert Frost said there were two roads. I took the third one."
- Al Davis |
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| xfactor |
| "Don't take what they give you, take what you want. "- Al Davis |
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| xfactor |
Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.
- Joe Murray |
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| xfactor |
From The Hacker's Dictionary:
AUTOMAGICALLY, adverb.
Automatically, but in a way which, for some reason (typically because it is too complicated, or too ugly, or perhaps even too trivial), the speaker doesn't feel like explaining.
Example: "Temporary files are automagically deleted when you logoff." |
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| xfactor |
| "OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME" |
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| Mantis |
PETA: People eating tasty animals
"Money is the root of all evils. Why the church keeps asking for it?
:4: :2: :4: |
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| xfactor |
| "We can't do anything wrong, we're watched more closely than Al Qaeda."- Al Davis |
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| anjan |
| Evolution is Science; Creationism is Science Fiction :p |
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| anjan |
| Very funny Scotty. Now beam down the clothes. - Captain James T. Kirk |
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| anjan |
| If we are not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? |
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| anjan |
- Freedom is the distance between church and state
- More Trees, Less Bush |
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| xfactor |
| "Dancing is a contact sport. Football is a hitting sport." - Vince Lombardi |
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| Mantis |
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
"I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!"
BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
"I is a college student."
:2: :4: :2: |
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| EXCALIBUR |
| "Sex is like air. It isn't important unless you aren't getting any." |
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| hammermdx |
| "If there wasn't a law against killing people, you'd be dead"! |
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| MDXofLG |
As seen on a car in Eureka, CA
"Save a tree........wipe your ass with a Spotted Owl."
Eric |
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| MDXofLG |
I found this at a gun show after my now ex-wife and I split.....My friends could not stop laughing.
"I lost 200 pounds.....I left my wife" |
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| xfactor |
Beauty is only a light switch away.
- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC |
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| xfactor |
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her $hit.
-Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC |
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| jhue |
My favorites (both only appropriate for vehicles with female drivers):
My other car is a broom
My other ride is your boyfriend (seen on a Jeep Wrangler with a pretty hot female driver) |
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| Blackura |
| Bush is listening in. Use big words. |
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| btgamble |
I was behind a big 18 wheeler on a two lane road...the sticker read...I MAY BE SLOW, BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU!!
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| "He who laughs last, thinks slowest." |
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| xfactor |
| "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." |
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