| msu79gt82 |
How about some of the better Bumper Stickers out there?
Of course not on the back of an MDX:eek: |
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| msu79gt82 |
SEX is like PIZZA
When its good its Very Good
When its bad its Still Pretty Good |
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| msu79gt82 |
If IDIOTS Could Fly
This Place Would
Be An Airport |
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| Maik |
Marty's Radiator Service
A great place to take a leak! |
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| nwaring |
On vacation spending the kids inheritance:D
Niles |
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| mdxxxx |
| I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!:eek: |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
oldie, but a goodie
Magic Johnson acronym
My Ass Got Infected Coach. |
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| mdxxxx |
| All generalizations are false |
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| mdxxxx |
| Forget about world peace ... visualize using your turn signal!:3: |
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| msu79gt82 |
I Wasn't Born In Texas
But I Got Here As Fast As I Could |
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| msu79gt82 |
I Go from Zero to
B!tch in .6 Seconds
PS: The original Bumper Sticker was not edited:rolleyes: |
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| mdxxxx |
| Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!:D |
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| roadrunner |
If I Had Known How Much Fun Grandchildren Were
I Would Have Had Them First:29:
Meep Meep |
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| mdxxxx |
I am a bomb expert... If you see me running, try to keep up!
:eek: |
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| mdxxxx |
If you can read this, you are too close;
and if I hit my brakes, I'll sue you |
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| laborlitigator |
| I wonder how that cell phone would look shoved up you a**!:jester: |
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| bigmac99 |
this has to be the funniest I have ever seen:
HOOTERS - Only a Rooster gets a better piece of chicken! |
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| Mocking-DX |
| Money talks, mine says goodbye |
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| Fireblade6 |
1)"If you can read this bumper sticker, you mind as well kiss my ass!"
2)"Who needs a horse when you can ride a cowboy?" (Saw this on an MDX)
3)"Protected by Smith & Wesson."
4)"Life begins at 155MPH" |
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| hockeyplayer |
| Hey roadrunner: At least the kid has peace of mind knowing his sway bars are still in tact.:2: (cute kid) |
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| dmcconaghie |
Here are a few of the funniest ones I've seen.
* I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun!
* WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
* Do not start with me. You will not win!
* All stressed out and no one to choke!
* I AM one of those bad things that happens to bad people.
* Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
And, the window decal that I saw:
* My Wemaraner is smarter than your Honor student! |
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| nm2 |
I saw this on the back of a brand new BMW 745i: "I owe, I owe...so off to work I go!"
I saw this on the back of a biker's shirt: "If you can read this, the b**ch fell off"
:D |
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| DaleB |
Sign on a bakery truck in San Diego:
"Please Don't Hit this Truck, or you will knock the sesame seeds off our buns"
"Vote Against Bumper Stickers!"
"Running late? Better pass me, I might be your boss."
"How can you read this and put your make-up on at the same time?" |
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| mlkeller |
Gotta go with the ol' standby:
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!
:2: |
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| laborlitigator |
I'd rather be driving. . .
(Plagerized of course from Mr. Carlin) |
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| marktr6 |
Saw this one on back of a landscape company's truck:
Landscapers plant it deeper. |
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| dakster |
Keep Honking, I'm reloading....
My Kid Got your honor student pregnant...
My Kid beat up your honor student... |
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| laborlitigator |
| My kid is selling your honor student drugs. |
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| Charlie |
On an awning co. truck.
A Shady Business
:1pat: |
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| greatscot |
| Pipers do it with Amazing Grace.:4: |
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| DaleB |
quote:
Originally posted by mdxxxx
LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION
I CAN FIND IT ON MY OWN..
AAAmenn!!! :19: |
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| DavidM |
Not really a bumper sticker, but....
Here in Texas we have "Mrs. Baird's" bread. (And all kinds of other baked goods). (It's actually pretty good stuff).
Anyway, the big semis that travel around have on the back door:
"WE HAUL BUNS, TOO!!":) |
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| jonnygoodboy |
F*** milk.
Got pot? |
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| dmyles |
Saw this sticker on the back of a lawn-mowing service truck this summer:
"WILL MOW FOR A PIECE OF ASS" :eek: |
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| msu79gt82 |
I'm not Speeding
I'm Qualifying! |
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| mdxxxx |
| "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools" |
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| buhmabee |
Saw this on 117th and third ave in NYC...
If you can read this then your too close,
at the next light I'm gonna kick your ass!
Sure enough she did! |
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| laborlitigator |
| "I'd rather be driving" |
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| laborlitigator |
| "Honk if your horn is broken" |
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| presten |
I want to be like Barbi
That b***h has everything |
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| msu79gt82 |
EAT RICE
Potatoes make your butt big |
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| jonnygoodboy |
quote:
Originally posted by msu79gt82
EAT RICE
Potatoes make your butt big
:21: |
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| msu79gt82 |
Of course you can
trust the government!
Just ask the Indians. |
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| msu79gt82 |
Driver Carries No Cash
HE'S MARRIED |
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| msu79gt82 |
SILLY COWBOY ... TRUCKS ARE FOR COWGIRLS
And by the looks of the driver I believe it:eek: |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.":D |
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| msu79gt82 |
NEWEST BUMPER STICKERS AVAILABLE
1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.
4) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
5) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
6) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
7) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
8) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
9) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
10) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
11) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
12) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
13) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
14) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes
15) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?
16) If You Think I'm A B!tch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter much since nobody listens.":2: |
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| mdxxxx |
| "I must be a sex object. I say Sex? She objects. " |
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| BlueStreak |
A friend of mine owns an electric contractor company and his slogan is on his bumper stickers.
**** Howard Electric - Let us remove your shorts. :2: |
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| bomo |
| Visualize Whirled Peas. |
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| mdxxxx |
"If you can read this, you are too close; and if I hit my brakes, I'll sue you"
:) |
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| greatscot |
on the back of a diaper service truck:
"Bottom line, we clean up" |
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| midsized |
I'd like to have this one on my X, written upside down:
If you can read this please flip me over.
or
I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming and yelling like passengers in his car.
:2: |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!" |
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| miro |
IF YOU HAVE COMMENTS ABOUT MY DRIVING PLEASE CALL 1-800-EAT-S**T
on a back of mechanical contractor truck:
LAWN SPRINKLERS SAVE YOUR GRASS, FIRE SPRINKLERS SAVE YOUR A** |
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| msu79gt82 |
| If you get any closer I'll flick a booger on you. |
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| msu79gt82 |
| What if everyone in the world farted at the same time?:eek: |
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| crmsnidol |
| "If this X is rockin', don't come knockin'!" |
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| mdxxxx |
| "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." |
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| MDroX |
| Y did the cannibal rush 2 the cafeteria? He heard kids were half price. |
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| rvehock |
On the back of a Porta-Potty service truck:
Your Number Two, is our Number One!!! |
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| mdxxxx |
STOP HONKING!!!
(I'm reloading) |
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| crmsnidol |
quote:
Originally posted by MDroX
Y did the cannibal rush 2 the cafeteria? He heard kids were half price.
Reminds me of an old Leno joke...
"Did you hear Michael Jackson was spotted in a local K-Mart store?
Yeah, it seems he heard they were having a blue-light special - little boy's pants 1/2 off."
That one still makes me laugh. |
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| miro |
Since we're talking jokes now, here is the one.
"In the light of the latest K-Mart financial problem, they are closing all their stores in Iraq. Per government request, there will be multiple TARGET store opening there instead." |
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| mdxxxx |
"Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet."
:2: |
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| psychguru |
| "Hypochondriac's Live Longer" |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else." |
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| Rodzir |
| My juvenile delinquent is having sex with your honor student! |
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| mdxxxx |
| "MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!":2: |
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| mdxxxx |
| Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.:2: |
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| msu79gt82 |
My Insanity Does Not Concern Me.
On the Contrary I Really Enjoy It. |
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| ByeByeChrysler |
| If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. |
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| Wilmar |
| I was driving I-84 ( Columbia River Highway in Oregon) on a nice summer day last year and a biker passed us on his Harley wearing a t-shirt that said "If you can read this the ***** fell off". |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Avoid hangovers: Stay drunken.":2: |
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| mdxxxx |
"I love animals, they taste great."
:2: |
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| msu79gt82 |
If we aren't supposed to eat animals
Why are they made of meat? |
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| shootist |
quote:
Originally posted by mdxxxx
"I love animals, they taste great."
:2:
So sayeth Ted Nugent, carnivore extraordinaire. |
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| mdxxxx |
| "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.":2: |
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| kchaz |
"Cops like a big BUST"
taken from "Hill Street Blues" |
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| mdxxxx |
| "A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.":2: |
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| greatscot |
| "I was ruined by fast women and slow horses" |
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| mdxxxx |
"My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her."
:2: |
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| greatscot |
quote:
Originally posted by mdxxxx
"My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her."
:2:
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| mdxxxx |
"Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody."
:5: |
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| DaleB |
| Very funny Scotty, Now beam down my Clothes!!! |
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| mdxxxx |
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
:2: |
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| BklynMDX |
"HIS AND HERS HER CAR, HIS PAYMENT"
"I'M A BEAUTICIAN NOT A MAGICIAN"
"GARDENERS DO IT WITH THEIR HOE"
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS THANK A TEACHER"
"SHE'S HOME BIT*HIN' SO I'M GOING FISHIN'"
"I'M BLONDE WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"
"0 TO BIT*H IN 3.5 SECONDS"
"KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING"
"ALWAYS LATE BUT WORTH THE WAIT"
"I LOVE ANIMALS THEY TASTE GOOD"
"YOU SHOULD SEE ME WITH MY TOP OFF"
"I'M NOT A BRAT I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT!"
"IF DADDY CAN'T AFFORD IT I DON'T NEED IT"
"SPEAK SLOWLY I'M A NATURAL BLONDE"
"YES, THIS IS MY TRUCK NO I WON'T HELP YOU MOVE"
"LOVE MEANS NOTHING TO TENNIS PLAYERS"
"MY FATHER IS A JEWISH CARPENTER" :2: |
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| Bnuke |
| I saw this on the front of my friends Jeep. |
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| mdxxxx |
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"
:2: |
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| caroline |
from a friend, on the back of his Mercedes, along with numerous others...
"LEAD, FOLLOW, or get the H*LL out of the WAY" |
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| mdxxxx |
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
:2: |
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| msu79gt82 |
GUNS CAUSE CRIME ...
Like Flies Cause Garbage! |
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| one4gatr |
| I live by this one. |
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| mdxxxx |
| "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery." |
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| msu79gt82 |
All Of Us Are
DYSFUNCTIONAL
Get Over It. |
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| A6MDX |
Don't like my driving?
Call my Dad at (XXX) XXX-XXXX
Now there's a child who watches the way they drive ALL the time. |
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| mdxxxx |
| "All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done":2: |
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